Rant about Everything
I can't fucking stand Logan Paul. He is an over-hyped and over-paid piece of shit YouTuber. He is the fourth-richest YouTuber, my ass. My god, he needs to pay me some money. Logan's money is better in my pocket than in his because he would buy out all the stores of the Prime sports drinks to get high from. I saw the WWE pay per view Crown Jewel last week. How the fuck didn't he get caught for using brass knuckles? You got metal in your hand. So why not just use that hand to knock out Rey Mysterio? Did you fall on your head as a baby? You don't look right to me. Maybe you drink too much Prime or the brain damage from your high school football career is fucking up your head. How the hell did you break your right testicle on a chair in 2014? I hope you ain't planning to have some little bastards in the future. Good lord, I don't want to see a shit ton of Logan Paul's little bastards running around. At least Logan ain't a dirty dawg like Elon Musk for having