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Doug Ford Rant

Doug Ford is a piece of work, man. He wants to bugger up the Ontario Greenbelt to build houses on. Get your greedy hands off the Greenbelt, Doug. Ain't you rich enough, buddy? Doug is the brother of the late and former crackhead mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. If he wants to build new houses and rip down farms, it will really mess up how many agricultural areas they have. I bet it was his idea to do it. I don't understand his idea of building all these electric vehicle factories in Ontario. He wants to make Ontario a much greener place by making all vehicles electric by 2030. He can't build a flaming bag of shit by then if he tries. He encouraged businesses to not go all cashless when COVID-19 started, but they still asked for cashless payment in 2024. If he wanted a fist fight, I wanted to, as I'd punch his face. I'd hack into his house and play porn on the TV while his kids were there. Inflation is making the flaming bag of shit even worse because of his idea to make

Rant about Everything

I can't fucking stand Logan Paul. He is an over-hyped and overpaid piece of shit YouTuber. He is the fourth-richest YouTuber, my ass. My god, he needs to pay me some money. Logan's money is better in my pocket than in his because he would buy out all the stores of the Prime sports drinks to get high from. I saw the WWE pay per view Crown Jewel last week. How the fuck didn't he get caught for using brass knuckles? You got metal in your hand. So why not just use that hand to knock out Rey Mysterio? Did you fall on your head as a baby? You don't look right to me. Maybe you drink too much Prime or the brain damage from your high school football career is fucking up your head. How the hell did you break your right testicle on a chair in 2014? I hope you ain't planning to have some little bastards in the future. Good lord, I don't want to see a shit ton of Logan Paul's little bastards running around. At least Logan ain't a dirty dawg like Elon Musk for having