Rant about Everything

I can't fucking stand Logan Paul. He is an over-hyped and over-paid piece of shit YouTuber. He is the fourth-richest YouTuber, my ass. My god, he needs to pay me some money. Logan's money is better in my pocket than in his because he would buy out all the stores of the Prime sports drinks to get high from. I saw the WWE pay per view Crown Jewel last week. How the fuck didn't he get caught for using brass knuckles? You got metal in your hand. So why not just use that hand to knock out Rey Mysterio? Did you fall on your head as a baby? You don't look right to me. Maybe you drink too much Prime or the brain damage from your high school football career is fucking up your head. How the hell did you break your right testicle on a chair in 2014? I hope you ain't planning to have some little bastards in the future. Good lord, I don't want to see a shit ton of Logan Paul's little bastards running around. At least Logan ain't a dirty dawg like Elon Musk for having 11 kids. Holy fuck! Elon you dirty dawg! Ever since Elon Musk bought fucking Twitter, it has been going to shit. Why does he love the letter X that much? SpaceX, Tesla Model X and now Twitter are going to be named X. Goddamn Elon Musk, I heard you are going to remove the block feature. That's fucking retarded if you remove it. There are a lot of sickos on Twitter that harass other Twitter users, including myself. Ain't you rich enough, Elon? Over 200 billion dollars. Where is my share of your billions, Elon? You got ten kids, man. You dirty fucking dawg. The company The Boring Company, founded by Elon Musk. Is it a boring fucking job if the founder is the world's richest arse wipe? Good lord, Tesla is a retarded auto company that needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. That goofy fucker Elon Musk needs to stop trying to shoot up at the stars on SpaceX. Elon can't shoot a fart out of his own ass. I can't stand Nikola Tesla. Nikola is just as goofy as Elon. I'm assuming that Tesla was named after him. I'm surprised that Nikola didn't get his brain fried by the Tesla coil. I'll pay to see any Tesla model getting their computers fried by the Tesla coil. Maybe they will be crispier than Kentucky Fried Chicken. Tesla is an over-priced piece of plastic crap car. I'm talking about cars back in the day. They were made of almost all metal. If I rear end someone's car with a steel bumper at speed, the car would be fine, but if I did the same with a car with a plastic bumper, the car would look like Nick Hogan's car around that goddamn tree. My god, what in the hell is all this crap they call safety features? I don't want my car to drive by itself. To make things worse, Tesla has features that will move the car if the computer sees someone is about to crash into you. Holy hell artificial intelligence can't predict unpredictable things that people do on the road, like if someone passes you and tosses a flaming bag of shit at you. I think overall that Tesla is a total crap load company that needs to die. Let me tell you something, Brother. Hulk Hogan is one retarded motherfucker. I think the beatings over the years did a number on you man. Why did you share a picture of your daughter in the nude? Are you going to spice shit up there Hulk? Can you do a damn leg drop on Donald Trump? You can't wrestle anymore. You're too old, so nobody gives a fuck about you anymore. Your problem is your trying to live in the old days, and they are history. Ah, piss off Hogan. You can't rip your goddamn shirt anymore. You... You. I can rip my shirt, Hogan. I can rip my shirt. You can't rip your shirt anymore. Come on Brother, come on. See my guns. Come on Brother. The only shirt you know how to rip is off Brooke before you do the crossface chickenwing. I heard the other day that you were seen in the goddamn tunnel of love with Dixie Carter eating a goddamn candy apple. How the hell do you eat candy apples with no fucking teeth? Bring it Brother. Tell Brooke to come because I have got a package I want to deliver. Your next paycheck from TNA is going to bounce harder than goddamn Nick's car around that tree. Hey Hogan. I hear that Nick got his license back. I got one of Jack's toy cars he can borrow. Fuck fuck fuck. Oh man that hurt. I wish that I hadn't smashed Jack's toy on the stairs. Oh man, I think I broke my thumb. I hate fucking Christmas. The shitty holiday is fucking retarded. A few weeks ago, I went to Walmart, and they got their Christmas shit out. Goddamnit dumbass, it isn't even goddamn Halloween yet. I want to start a rampage at Walmart and destroy all the Christmas fucking shit. Goddamn Santa Claus needs to lose some weight. That fat sack of shit needs to stop eating cookies at every goddamn house he visits. Santa is a fat fucking hog. Fuck his sleigh, he needs to run around the world to deliver presents. I want to punch out a mall Santa, and choke that son of a bitch. Fucking Christmas carols, oh fuck no, fuck no, fuck no. Fuck those motherfucking songs, you fucking fat son of bitches. If anyone comes to my house and starts singing carols, they may be ready for some racist swears flying toward them. Maybe they would get a flaming bag of shit in their faces. I want to toss a Christmas tree out my window and cover it in gasoline and watch it burn like a flaming bag of shit. I hate motherfucking opera. It gives me hives listening to the shit. I don't want to hear some fat lady sing. It would be fun to watch the fat lady literally blowing up while yelling at the top of her lungs. Italy opera oh fuck no. Italian music is just as shitty as Korean and Japanese music. Russian opera is the worst of the worst in shitload music. I don't want to see some Russian broad singing goddamn freaking opera. Opera needs to burn like K-pop and J-pop in flaming bags of shit. Goddamnit inconsiderate drivers are getting on my nerves. How in the fuck do these retards get their driver's licenses? Retarded r Us? Most of these drivers in the Greater Toronto Area don't even speak English as a first language. I don't want to be rude, but if you drive me around, I want you to at least understand road signs. Good Lord you can't pay me enough to drive in Downtown Toronto in the rush hour as Toronto is full of construction. I would end up in jail because I would've punched some retarded driver out. I don't understand how people can't see signs. Every time I go shopping, I see cars parked along the storefront. Hey stupid turds, it's a fire route. I can drive better than most of these stupid turds, but I drive like some of these stupid turds too sometimes. This hillbilly trailer trash redneck sure hates inconsiderate drivers. This is bullshit. Hamas needs to stop this war with Israel. Causing collateral damage like killing women and children is just plain dumb. Hamas is also kidnapping people too. Hamas are terrorist scumbags that need to burn like flaming bags of shit. They are dickheads for harming innocent people like a holocaust survivor in a wheelchair. Goddamnit, the holocaust survivor suffered enough when Adolf Hitler was alive. I think Hamas are Nazis as they are killing Jewish people and whoever leads Hamas is just like Hitler. This is a remake of John Marston Rants About Hamas, as the first one was removed by YouTube for hate speech. Hamas are terrorist scumbags that need to burn like flaming bags of shit for attacking Israel. Goddamnit killing and kidnapping innocent people. How low can you go? The thought of that gave me hives when I heard about the Hamas invasion of Israel the other day. Hamas needs to go back into the Gaza Strip as they ain't welcome in Israel. The heinous crimes against Israel are not welcome either. My prayers are with the people of Israel as they don't deserve this shit from Hamas. I think that K-pop sucks fucking balls. I can't goddamn understand Korean. K-pop needs to burn like a flaming bag of shit. I can't stand the band BTS as the mandatory South Korean military service is retarded. I also hate J-pop too. Japanese singing goddamnit it gives me hives hearing that crap. Why name it Korean pop, as North Koreans can't listen to shit as Kim Jong-un does not want his people to listen to the shit. Goddamn foreign Korean language music can rot in hell. I think The Big Bang Theory is the most retarded show ever. The show is so dumb it makes me want to smash my television in a rage. The cast in the show are geeks and total retards. They are kiss ass about the shit they love in the show. The show could kiss my ass, as it's total shit. Young Sheldon is another retarded show. Both shows are retarded like hell. The Canadian government has been fucking retarded this past year. With the Indian government assassinating Hardeep Singh Nijjar in British Columbia. Goddamnit, India doesn't want to help Canada with the investigation. To make shit worse, India is revoking Canadian citizenship. India has over a billion people, so Canada would be fucked if they invaded. I just heard that the Speaker of the House of Commons of Canada, Anthony Rota, has resigned after he invited Yaroslav Hunka, who was in the German army in World War 2, into the House of Commons when the President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, came to Canada. That's just so retarded to invite a Waffen-SS officer to the House of Commons. The only place that people like that can go is to hell for the crimes they did. The province of Ontario is just as messed up right now. Ryan Amato, Steve Clark and Kaleed Rasheed all resigned within a month of each other. Ontario needs new houses, and they are building them in the Greenbelt. It's so retarded that people are destroying the Greenbelt. Leave the Greenbelt alone you greedy bastards. Goddamn greedy fools don't care about anything else other than becoming rich. If they want to become rich, just go into a life of crime like I did in Red Dead Redemption. I want to talk about the Canada Freedom Convoy as Tamara Lich and Chris Barber's criminal trial starts today. As I don't want this video to get removed by YouTube because of COVID-19 misinformation. I will try my best not to say anything about COVID-19 misinformation in this rant. Did the Canadian government have beef with truck drivers? When the Freedom Convoy started in early 2022, drivers couldn't cross the border because of Canadian COVID-19 laws. I know that the strict laws at the borders were there to stop the spread of COVID-19. But goddamn, these guys lost business. I ain't a trucker, but I would be mad if I lost a big chunk of my business too. 65.5% of goods imported into Canada by trucks come from the United States. That's billions of dollars worth of gross domestic product. The most common cargo is dry goods, which includes packaged foods, clothing, electronics, and more. Some of the major companies are in the United States. Little Debbie, which is a part of McKee Foods. Mckee Foods is from Chattanooga, Tennessee and the sole distributor in Canada chose to terminate their business relationship with Mckee Foods. Since the Freedom Convoy protest in January 2022, the laws are getting less strict and travel across the border is easier. All that I can say is follow your local COVID-19 laws and get the vaccine. I heard that the Ontario Housing Minister, Steve Clark, resigned after the controversy about the Greenbelt. How retarded is the Government of Ontario? I mean building houses in a protected area. That is one way to fuck up the food chain. The greenbelt has farms on it. If Doug Ford wants to build new houses and rip down farms, it will really mess up how many agricultural areas they have. I bet it was Doug Ford's idea to do it. I mean, with all those refugees that are coming, they need houses. I say that there is going to be one big city from Toronto right up to Barrie. The Promenade Mall in Thornhill is shit now. They hardly have any stores there now. They are building a condominium there, and I bet within the next year or two there are going to rip down the mall and build more condominiums. I went to Oak Ridges in Richmond Hill and that's a part of the greenbelt. On the north side of King Road between Toscanini Road and Parker Avenue six years ago, there were just a few houses and trees everywhere. Now they are building a shit ton of houses. How fucking Inconsiderate some people are. Like the other day, there was a dumb motherfucker on the road. Not a soul was in sight and the person was still sitting there. Another car even stopped to let the person turn, but the dumbass was still sitting there. The car that stopped, the car behind me and even me honked at the asshole. Then the fool started to go, but at a slow pace. I wanted to get out of my car and punch that son of a bitch, but I don't want to go to jail. Another time I was shopping and a couple with a kid stopped their cart right in the middle of the aisle. I wanted to yell and get out of my fucking way. I don't know how many times I have seen people riding their two-wheel scooters on the sidewalk. They are motorized fucking vehicles with license plates. I wanted to push them off their scooters and yell "go on the damn road you fool." I hate when people are texting on their phones while walking. They don't give a flying shit about anything else other than their phones. I also hate it when drivers who text and drive and don't pay attention. Those are the kinds of people who create car accidents. I just hate when people park their cars in the storefront and there are many parking spots nearby. ​Have they ever heard of a fire route or a towaway zone, you lazy bastards. If I were a cop, I'd give them a big fat fine and a piece of my mine. Goddamnit, I would keep on ranting about these goddamn people all goddamn day if I had to. You goddamn cotton picker kaffir picaninny piccaninny pickinninie nip jap American-born confused desi. You son of a motherfucking two-bit nigga cunt lover. You goddamn fagot-face-looking motherfucker. You bloody tosser bollocks pillock nitwit wanker harlot trollop strumpet slut. You goddamn cheese-eating surrender monkeys. You are an uneducated mama's boy, an unintelligent little bitch, a pig-ignorant fat-so, an unknowledgeable autistic punk, a moronic two-bit nigga girl, an idiotic white trash unsexy hooker, a dimwitted Florida trash man whore, dumbass motherfucker, a tweeting twat and a gook that needs to die from lynching. You motherfucking gay white trash homosexual communist hick bitch cunt yokel. You Yid kike honky dago. You communist Nazi goddamn cocksucker pussy toucher blood sucker sag of shit imbecile. You are a hick prick cow piss drinker raghead towelhead kala Muzzie terrorists. You niggerish jackass niggergirl boob grabbers. You sissy. You sexy shitty slut. You sexy jackass. You sexy spammer whore. You sexy little bitch. You sexy cunt. You sexy motherfucker. You sexy cum-drinking bitch. You sexy bitch. You sexy girl toy. You sexy spammer cocksucker. You sexy shitty whore. You sexy spammer lady. You sexy spammer bitch who can't swim. You sexy cunt bitch who loves drowning. You fucking nigga ape squarehead bimbo gabacho guizi half-baked half-breed half-assed hebe Christ-killer Jewboy goddamn meathead streetwalker rug muncher pillow-biter poufter pooftah poofter pufter queer ballbreaker ballbuster batty boy aborto beef curtain goddamn Zhyd Zhydovka Żydokomuna Yerida self-hating Jews. I support the Wagner Group rebellion in June 2023. As I hate Vladimir Putin, I wish that they would march into Moscow and kill that son of a bitch. I don't know if YouTube will terminate my channel for what I am going to say, but I so want to march into Moscow and head to the Kremlin and kill Putin myself. I know that the Jews would march into Berlin and kill Adolf Hitler if he was still alive too. This rant is about the Wagner Group, not Hitler. I heard that Yevgeny Prigozhin was killed in a plane crash about 100 miles outside of Moscow. I bet it was the order of Putin to kill him. Whoever is to blame for the crash, I will stand with the Wagner Group for their beliefs against the Russian government. I also always have the back of the Ukrainian government, as I believe that Russia is a communist with no good fish brains, a piece of goddamn shit. I think that U-Haul trucks are pieces of shit. I don't know how many trucks I see in Toronto with United States license plates on them. Most of them are Grade-A quality rust buckets with shit brakes. I don't feel safe driving in one of those fucking death traps. I don't even feel safe if I am driving beside one because I don't want it to fall apart or rear end me if the brakes fail. I'm not surprised that Canada hasn't banned those death traps from crossing the border yet. 58 of 296 U-Haul vehicles inspected by the Ministry of Transportation Ontario in the summer of 2005 were not roadworthy. I wonder how many of those are from the United States. I'd be surprised if most of them were. I'm surprised that there ain't more crashes because of the shitty brakes or the trucks disintegrating. Goddamnit YouTube. Why are you disabling my comments on my video of John Marston Rants About Canadian News? I got to turn it back on I don't know how many goddamn times. It makes me goddamn sick that YouTube is acting lately. From terminating videos and channels for no reason to age restricting videos without a good enough reason. I hope that the CEO of YouTube sees this goddamn video because I want him to see how bad YouTube is going to goddamn shit. Meta is fucking retarded. How retarded are they for blocking Canadian news on Facebook and Instagram? Those bans are literally killing people. The current wildfires in Canada are the worst ever so far. The wildfire near Yellowknife is so bad that they evacuated the whole city. To make things worse, residents said that links on Facebook and Instagram are hard to access on social media. I heard that Meta needs to pay to post Canadian news on their sites. Man fuck this shit right to hell as that is one of the most retarded things I have ever heard. I know that news on Facebook and Google in Australia was temporarily blocked in 2021. A week later, Facebook and Google made a deal with the Aussie government. Why can't Meta make a deal with the Canadian government because of the current wildfires? Paper straws have got to be the worst shit in the world. They are useless in drinks as they go soft after a couple of hours. How many fucking trees do people have got to cut down to make them? Fast food restaurants also use wooden utensils. Goddamnit how damp those utensils are. Like I said before, how many trees do people have got to cut down to make them? I hate my root beer tasting like paper or my hot fudge sundae tasting like wood. Damnit right to hell. What are they going to do next? Make soda cups out of paper? I think Tim Horton's coffee cups are made from polystyrene. Goddamn, those dirty motherfucker men's goddamn paper fucking straws are so goddamn nasty. I heard a few weeks ago on the news that the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant will be discharging radioactive water into the Pacific Ocean. I love Japan, but how fucked up is the Japanese government? The water is probably still too radioactive to dump. Japan should consider that the Fukushima nuclear disaster is one of only two nuclear energy accidents after Chernobyl to be rated the maximum severity of seven on the International Nuclear Event Scale. I searched on Google that Japan has a $14 billion commercial fishing industry. I assume that there are fishing spots near the nuclear plant. I heard horror stories of people eating radioactive fish and fucked up things happening to them. That would really be a person with a disability in the fishing industry if the Japanese government dumped the radioactive water into the Pacific Ocean. I want to talk about Russia. Russia, you are sorry son of a bitch you think you are going to win against Ukraine. You are going to lose like an egg frying in a pan. Vladimir Putin believes that he is going to reunite the Soviet Union. Ain't going to fucking happen. What are you going to do if Ukraine comes to smash down the gates of Moscow? Like I said before, communists were shit back when the Soviet Union started. It was shit when the Soviet Union fell and it's still shit today. I know that Russia is a tough bastard due to their winters. Just ask Hitler or Napoleon. I hope that Ukraine will kick Russia's arse to hell. I have to talk about North Korea. I have to talk about Kim Jong-un. You know that short shit. Why are you causing trouble, you son of a bitch? Are you going nuclear? Your fucking haircut looks like someone put a goddamn bowl on your head and ran a razor around the motherfucker. Let me tell you something is gook. Don't fuck with America. We should have nuked your fucking arse years ago. Trump was right, you are a fucking rocket man and I dare you to ride a nuclear missile to nuke Pyongyang. I bet this video won't even be seen by most North Koreans as North Korea's laws are goddamn dumb you communist prick. What is wrong with the PlayStation Network? I got my PlayStation account temporarily suspended for a second time in the past couple of months for hate speech. I did live streams of WWE 2K22 between May and July 2022 with some wrestlers that may be considered as hate-motivated, like Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Osama bin Laden. I can't see why my PlayStation account hasn't been suspended yet after almost a year since my last controversial video? I haven't been playing on my PlayStation 4 that much anymore, even in my semi-retirement from YouTube. I was going to watch The Hammer Has Fallen Guitar Cover by Kevin Stewart Music the other day. For some reason, it's not in my watching history as it was one of the last videos I watched. Then I saw a community post by Kevin Stewart that Kevin Stewart Music saying had been terminated for violation of YouTube's Terms of Service. What the fuck how dumb can YouTube be for terminating a channel for just uploading videos of Sabaton covers? It is so sick how YouTube treats average Joes like Kevin Stewart Music. I bet whoever is working at YouTube is high on weed when they terminate Kevin Stewart Music. I think the prime minister of Canada is a fucking fool. That paki guy ain't much better than Justin. At least Canada ain't run by motherfucking Trump or Putin. I could be a better prime minister than Justin. Motherfucking YouTube channel name. It makes 750 dollars per day is fucking spam channel. I don't give a flying fuck about making 750 dollars a fucking day, motherfucking bitches like that need to bite the fucking dirt and get the fuck out of fucking YouTube. There are fucking four different channels with the same fucking name and the same fucking videos. If that ain't the fucking spam, what fucking is motherfucking YouTube? I'm motherfucking sick of getting motherfucking recommendations from those motherfucking bitches. If anyone from YouTube watches this, I'm going to make it fucking clear, get your fucking head out of whatever whore you're fucking with and clean this fucking shit up, or I will, and believe me, it's not going to be fucking pretty fucking shitheads. Motherfucking Write Up Jobs and motherfucking Social Paid Jobs are motherfucking YouTube spam channels. 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I don't care about fucking making however much goddamn money they say those fools. There are many different names, like. Make $580 With Ashley, Write App Jobs, Social Paid Jobs and making $750 per day. I'm fucking sick of seeing this shit so that I want to drink rat poison or jump off a cliff, so Hey Neal Mohan, please fucking remove these kinds of fucking kinds of videos and channels off YouTube, your dumb Indian son of a bitch. I hate those spambots on YouTube. I was watching a live stream and it was a spambot frenzy. The best part of it was that all their names are porn sites, and they try to spam live stream chats promoting the porn sites. It pisses me off to report their shit every time they spam someone's chat. It's just as bad as making $750 per day. Hope that YouTube can block the names of new channels. Jesus fucking Christ, this needs to stop with this goddamn shit with Make $750 per Day. Fucking Lose 1 Pound In 1 Day is the same channel as Make $750 per Day. Even the same people from Make $750 per Day are commenting on Lose 1 Pound In 1 Day videos. They are all fucking spam channels. ​I want the Toronto Maple Leafs to beat the Tampa Bay Lightning on Wednesday. I really want to see them go on to the next round. If they make it to the finals and win the Stanley Cup, I'm sure to be at the parade in Toronto. I hope that they win the Stanley Cup this year because the last time they won one was in 1967, and I wasn't around in that era. Fucking hell I fought that the Toronto Maple Leafs got that game last night. That goal should've been allowed. That would've been the goal that Toronto needed to win that game. Florida was a tough bastard and I thought that Florida would've been an easier team to beat than Boston. If the Tampa Bay Lightning wins a third Stanley Cup this year, the team will be rigged. They won 2 Stanley Cups back to back a couple of years ago and last year was the third time in three years that they made it into the finals. Goddamnit let Toronto go on past the first round. I'm sick of Tampa winning all the goddamn time. This motherfucking two-bit goddamn spam fucking shit for brains dickhead you need to eat shit and stop this spam fucking goddamn uploading spree on goddamn motherfucking YouTube you goddamn cotton picker kaffir picaninny piccaninny pickinninie nip jap American-born confused desi. I talked about this bullshit too many fucking times you fat fucking shit hog. What about you going and jumping off a fucking cliff or drinking rat fucking poison, you son of a motherfucking two-bit nigga cunt lover? What about if I can visit your crib and practice my backhand on your face? Maybe while I visit your house, I'll fuck your wife too. Man you motherfucker. I'll beat you over a goddamn piece of brick, and fuck you in the ass, you son of a bitch. Let you suck my dick for fun. Goddamn, I wish I could get my hands on you right now. Come back to my house motherfucker, come back again. 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Hey you piece of shit scammers, you need to suck a dog dick, and you are caught in a trap, you can't walk out because I hate you so much baby. I also want you to die like Joseph Stalin suffering a stroke, convulsing on the ground until you piss yourself, you communist Nazi goddamn cocksucker pussy toucher blood sucker sag of shit imbecile. All the other fucking hick prick cow piss drinker raghead towelhead kala Muzzie terrorists who do this fucking shit could go to fucking hell too, you niggerish jackass niggergirl boob grabbers. That chick that is in those spam videos is just a fucking housewife who fuck other guys for money. More like fucking the guys with spamming them out of making $250 per day. I'll fuck that motherfucking whore for fucking free. I'll grab her tits until they go numb, you sissy. I also just want to lift her school uniform and suck her nipples dry, you sexy shitty slut. I also want to grab her boobs very hard and watch her moan and groan, you sexy two-bit slut. I'll fuck her tiny fucking mind, you stupid sexy cow. I'd put my penis up her fucking ass while she was in the shower, you sexy jackass. I want to hear her moan with pleasure when I do any dirty thing I pleased you sexy spammer whore. I want to grab her around her neck and watch her gasp for air, you sexy little bitch. I want to tightly hug her belly and feel her up, you sexy cunt. I want to put my tongue in her belly button until she gargles her drool, you sexy motherfucker. I want to jack off and cum all over her, you sexy cum drinking bitch. I want to tickle her belly so much that she would piss herself, you sexy bitch. I want to sit on her belly and feel her belly convulsing under my ass, you sexy girl toy. I want to shake her until she starts puking, but I still shake her afterward, you sexy spammer cocksucker. It turns me on to move my hands onto her piss-stained panties and shake her ass until she farts and shit herself, you sexy shitty whore. I just want to take off her clothes and rape that sexy body, you sexy spammer lady. I want to toss her into a pool and watch her convulsing underwater and struggling to swim, you sexy spammer bitch who can't swim. I would love to nearly drown her underwater while having sex, you sexy cunt bitch who loves drowning. I don't fucking know why YouTube ain't doing something about this motherfucking bullshit. This is motherfucking spam and they motherfucking know it, but they ain't doing Jack motherfucking shit about it. These fucking nigga ape squarehead bimbo gabacho guizi half-baked half-breed half-assed hebe Christ-killer Jewboy goddamn meathead streetwalker rug muncher pillow-biter poufter pooftah poofter pufter queer ballbreaker ballbuster batty boy aborto beef curtain goddamn Zhyd Zhydovka Żydokomuna Yerida self-hating Jews are breaking fucking Google and YouTube Terms of Service, and they are also breaking many fucking Community Guidelines like Fake engagement policy and Spam, deceptive practices and scams policies. I like to fuck a Japanese high school girl who is a shitty slut. I want to hear her moan with pleasure when I do any dirty thing I pleased. I just want to lift her school uniform and suck her nipples dry. I want to grab her boobs very hard and watch her moan and groan. I want to grab her around her neck and watch her gasp for air. I want to tightly hug her belly and feel her up. I want to put my tongue in her belly button until she gargles her drool. I want to tickle her belly so much that she would piss herself. I want to sit on her belly and feel her belly convulsing under my ass. I want to jack off and cum all over her. I want to put my penis into her belly button and fuck it. I want to put my thumb down her throat and watch her gag. I want to shake her until she starts puking, but I still shake her afterward. It turns me on to move my hands onto her piss-stained panties and shake her ass until she farted and shit herself. I want to toss her into a pool and watch her convulsing underwater and struggling to swim. I love to nearly drown her underwater while having sex. I think your uncle was Adolf Hitler, but why ain't you killing Jews? Did you get banned from Weight Watchers because you're so fat? Did you also get banned from Alcoholics Anonymous for being worse than the town drunk? Did you get banned from the Nazis because you didn't want to kill Jews? Turn that goddamn thing off for the last goddamn time, or it's the last goddamn thing you are ever going to fucking film. You know something motherfucker, you just need to get out of my face, take your camera, shove it up your ass and leave me the hell alone. Turn that son of a bitch off, or I'll beat you. Turn that motherfucker off. Get away from me with that fucking camera. Are you retarded or what? Please fuck off. Turn that son of a bitch off and I mean now. Get the motherfucker out of my goddamn face. Do you want to have pieces of camera removed from your ass in the emergency room? So, turn the fucker off. Do you want a flaming bag of shit tossed at you? So turn the motherfucker off right fucking now cunt. Hey, I'm in a terrible mood already! You caught me in a bad mood! I am not in the mood for this. You think I'm a buster? You want to get killed?! I'll put you in a morgue! I'll murder you, fool! You got a death wish?! I'll shoot you in your face! It's a trash-talking comment. Don't make it a murder! Newsflash: You suck! Hey, act cool and you can still live, Player. Fuck around and I'll murder you, punk! Don't make me shoot you homie! Play cool and you're going to be fine. You ain't been hurt yet, so be cool! I'm trash talking about your sorry-ass YouTube channel! Yeah, you got roasted, but you are still living. Don't make me kill you! I just love shit talking to people who get on my goddamn nerves! You want to get flattened? What's your poison; a bullet in the face or your ass? Oh homie, you're just messed up now! You spent too much time jacking off stealing YouTube videos from me, moron! You better apologize before I hit you! You should've been drowned at birth! Why, oh, why weren't you drowned at birth? Oh, you give me hives! Fool! Moron! You fool! You chump! TURD! You are such an ass! You asshole! You are an idiot! You're a waste of space on this earth! You look like you are struggling with simple tasks. You make me want a lobotomy. You make me want to emigrate. You're a total moron. You dumbass! You hideous mistake! You moron! You depressing afterthought. Oh, you really suck! You are utterly ridiculous! You are an asshole! Idiot! Brainless fool! I've trodden shits with more brains. Listen, nobody likes you. Listen, even your parents can't stand you. HOW are you allowed to walk the streets, MORON? How are you allowed to walk the streets without help? Did you lose a very big bet? Why hasn't someone sensible shot you yet? Why, oh, why do you exist? You puddle of vomit! YOU PILE OF SICK! TWAT! IDIOT! Oh, please. Go and hurt yourself! Oh, please. Go jump off a cliff! Fuck you, charming! Fuck! You! You are an annoying shit! Go and fuck yourself. You, my friend, have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called YouTube thieves that fucked up the little person like me! What's your problem, fatso? I SAID: What's your problem, fatso?! Oh, come on! Where's your sense of humor? DID YA EAT IT?! Poor people like you are all the same. Complain, complain, COMPLAIN! It's ALL you ever do! Is the circle jerking stuff as much fun as it sounds? And can I join in with you buddy? Pretty please? Hey homo, come out of the closet! You are a depressing, old prune. You're entirely dried out. Like a great salt flat of sorrow and decay! You are a part of the greatest generation, my ass. They do is whine. And moan and complain and choke! All you old niggas do is moan and moan! I bet you have a vagina you goddamn hipster guy! Let's be clear. Only an idiot joins the police! See? You don't even understand simple sentences! Hey, aren't you cool? I was being sarcastic. You look like a twat. Are you inbred or just stupid? Have you fucked your sister yet? If not, may I fuck her? SHUT UP! STOP TALKING, BOOBS! I just want to cut off your penis and fuck your whore ass wife with your penis. I can't fucking stand Donald Trump because he is a big-mouthed jerk. That tweeting buffoon needs to just shut the fuck up for once in his life. I heard that Donald Trump may get busted in a few days. That bird brain of a cunt needs to piss off back to wherever he came from, you racist, no good hellraiser, kiss butt son of a bitch. If Vladimir Putin gets busted too, can he be Trump's prison bitch? Are you pulling a Vince McMahon with the hush money shit? God-damn Trump, you're a married man, you bastard. I'll sure be at Capitol Hill if you become president again to raise hell. Donald Trump should be locked up for his own safety. Trump is a typical New York City scumbag. He's fucked up, as usual. What shit you smoking fucko. I'm so goddamn glad that Donald Trump is in prison. His mugshot looked like he was smoking some weed. He is still a typical New York City scumbag and Vladimir Putin still needs to be Trump's prison bitch. That tweeting twat still running for president. How fucked up the United States is for electing a piece of shit. Goddamn, I would be a better president than that crackhead fool. I hope that Trump will rot in prison like an egg frying in a pan. There are so many fucking YouTube thieves. Those pricks fucking stole videos from my channel and uploaded them on their fucking channels. Hey big mouth pricks, fucking stop stealing my shit and also stop fucking copyrighting me, or I'll be fucking pissed off like you can't imagine. Don't piss me off unless you want a hole in the head. This fucking bitch is saying that I'm attacking their fucking video comments on other YouTube channels. Let me tell you something, fucking bitch that I ain't doing jack fucking shit. Hey fucking bitch stop fucking assuming that I'm fucking doing this fucking shit because if you fucking assume you make a fucking ass out of you and me, motherfucking slut. I have fucking enough of this motherfucking bullshit on this fucking channel. I got his fucking email. So message him and tell him that he fucking sucks, You little bastards. I'm just stealing my fucking shit. I don't need you, bitch. I'm better than your mother. Fucking bastard as a fucking child molester. He fucking forces a 4-year-old to drink a bottle of fucking beer. I wanted to call the fucking pigs on him, but every time he pulls a fucking gun on me, he will fucking kill me if I call the fucking cops. The fucking bitch works for the fucking Russian government and the fucking bitch is spying on the United States. Top secret shit for fucking Vladimir Putin. This motherfucking bitch needs to be fucking stopped. Everyone talks fucking shit about this channel, and they come in every video if you have to. A motherfucking so-called creator of the anime drowning videos that I uploaded got a fucking YouTube channel. Motherfuckers that upload anime drowning videos are the main motherfucking shitheads that are fucking my motherfucking channel. Whatever your fucking name is, stay on motherfucking Twitter. Fantia, pixivFANBOX and Blogger because I'm the motherfucking king on fucking YouTube. By the time you get to my current stats, I will be far past that you motherfucking bitch. A motherfucking YouTube channel posted a community post two months ago shit talking about me after I copyrighted one of their videos. The fucking prick shared my channel link. If the prick sees these videos, you can go to hell, you two-bit motherfucker and blow that post off fucking YouTube or the Van der Linde gang will start raising hell with shit about your video comments and reporting your videos. This YouTube channel uses Like4Like, Utube Hits and YouLikeHits to boast video views and likes. This fucking falls under YouTube's fake engagement policy. I wanted to say something about Victoria. Stop fucking assuming that I'm talking shit about you on other channels. I'm the kind of person that you don't want to fuck with. I want this to fucking stop with this asshole harassing me. I know that I have done some illegal shit over the years, but what this asshole is doing to me is too far. Copyrighting fucking videos that are under fair use to telling me to go kill myself on many of my social media accounts. I'm only giving you one warning to stop this bullshit before I get the gang ready to be hell on you buddy. This has to fucking stop you motherfucking asshole. You started this shit with copyright striking me. Under Section 35.1 of the Copyright Act of Canada states that an infringer is liable for the financial gain made through infringement and such damages to the owner of the copyright as the owner has suffered due to the infringement. As you know, the Reds MMD YouTube channel was terminated 4 days after being created. One example is Hatsune Miku Drowning that I uploaded in August 2022 and that video got nearly 2 million views before it was taken down. Miku Drown Animation, on the other hand, was uploaded on either April 10th or 11th 2023 and got around a few hundred to a few thousand views before the channel was terminated. You also threatened me on many social media accounts. Under the Canadian Criminal Code, Section 264 for criminal harassment and section 264.1 for Uttering threats. One example is that he posted a comment on my blogger telling me to go kill myself. So many goddamn people on YouTube are trying to screw me. Three goddamn channels are screwing up my business of becoming king of YouTube. Victoria, who copyrighted one of my videos a month ago, is a hacker. They hack into my computer, which stores videos I work hard on and put them on the dark web. The two other channels belonging to Victoria are uploading the videos onto their channels. I reported Victoria to the law, but they were doing Jack shit. I'm sick of these kinds of people getting off scot-free. Wherever they're from, I want them to rot in hell. I have some bad news about my channel. I won't be uploading anymore drowning videos until further notice. The most likely cause is the so-called creator of the drowning videos getting a YouTube channel. Every time that I check the creator's websites for new videos, the bastard has already uploaded them to YouTube. I also said that I don't really want to upload any of the new videos due to a precaution of the creator striking back with copyright strikes. I just hope you support me during this rough time and the creator will see that I'm the king of YouTube and back down from the site. Jesus fucking Christ, Victoria needs to stop this fucking bullshit. She pissed me off as Victoria is a freaking black-hat hacker. Victoria stole my personal information and sold it on the dark web. Victoria is in the Ku Klux Klan, and they plan to fucking kill me. I don't know why, but my YouTube channel is slowing down for some reason. My top video, which was number one in views in the last 48 hours, was demoted to number two. That video was getting around fifteen to thirty thousand views every 48 hours, but now it's getting eight to nine thousand views. I don't want to see my channel go down hill. Please help me out by subscribing to my channel. One of my videos fucking age-restricted. I'm getting sick of YouTube's fucking age-restricting my videos. If the CEO sees this video, can you please un-restrict my videos? One of my videos got removed for harmful or dangerous content. What the fuck has an Angry Grandpa fireworks compilation got to do with harmful or dangerous content? I know it shows them pranking Angry Grandpa with fireworks, but he never gets hurt in those videos. I'm losing my mind about YouTube removing my video. This YouTube channel that posted a community post about me copyrighting their video a few months ago needs to remove it right fucking now. I'm sick of people shit talking about me because of what I fucking did for a living. I will keep bitching if this post ain't removed from the face of the planet and I won't be happy if I got to bitch more about this. Victoria, you son of a bitch I know what you're doing, and I want you to goddamn stop you big-mouthed fool. Shit talking about me is shit talking about you. You're a big fucking joke buddy and I can make you a prize idiot too. I know you didn't delete those videos from that so-called creator. You can put those videos up your fat ass, and you can go right to hell. Dickheads like you can go to that corner of hell with Hitler and Stalin. You are no good piece of shit, and you are a communist that's fucking people like me to make a goddamn living on YouTube. I'd so want your channel to fry like a goddamn egg in a pan. Hey dickhead can you blow your channel off goddamn YouTube, or I'll report your ass to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I want the feds to bust your ass for every crime under the motherfucking sun. Goddamn enough whore dog motherfuckers with fucking up me. That nigga needs to goddamn uncopyright those two videos right freaking now, or I'm going to raise hell on earth. Reds MMD you need to fuck off buddy and I mean it. I uploaded your god-damn videos months before you did, buddy. Galithrania, you are a goddamn asshole. I'm pissed off that people are still trying to fuck my YouTube channel. I'm going to shit talk to some motherfucking assholes that are pissing me off. Have you ever heard of fair-use Reds MMD? I goddamn uploaded those videos before you ever came on goddamn YouTube. Your so-called creators are so goddamn power hungry for copyrighting your shit that you don't give a flying shit about a little man like me. That other creator didn't even have 900 subscribers yet. I just need 10 more subscribers to hit ten grand. I can eat that subscriber count ten times, over you fat bastards. I was thinking of suing both Reds MMD and Galithrania fucking asses for 2 million dollars each in damages for the bullshit you two motherfucking cause me, you sons of bitches. Either uncopyright the videos or pay the motherfucking price. I don't give a fucking shit what you say about me suing you. I'm the kind of person that becomes a murderous person that would do anything in his will to find you and end you. Ever since April, there was a person that has been a motherfucking asshole. This fucking bitch has been harassing me for raging about my fucking thoughts about me and talking shit about them. This fucking asshole commented on one of my Reddit posts ranting about how fucking dumb YouTube is. Give it a motherfucking break you motherfucking bitch, it's been four fucking months since you fucking copyrighted those videos' asshole. That Reddit post ain't got anything to do with the motherfucking anime drowning videos, you motherfucking cunt. This fucking prick made comments about how I own a YouTube channel called John Marston, which makes videos supporting me. Let me tell you fucking bitch I don't have shit to do with John Marston. It was probably just one of my subscribers that made a channel with a well-known name. How the fuck does the social media he uses not ban his motherfucking ass because of the shit he does? His fucking goons are the same level of assholes. I don't want to mention names, but those fucking shitheads could go to fucking hell. I hope that those fucking bastards don't find my Discord server because I won't hear the fucking end of this shit. My Discord server is the only place that I can shit talk about those fucking bitches without seeing comments from him and his goons. I just hope that this post doesn't get me banned from Discord due to the language. One last thing I want to say is if they ever see this. GO FUCK YOURSELF. I love to watch women drown. I love seeing them going swimming underwater and the pool cover closes on them. Their panicked faces trying to punch and kick the cover is sexy. It arouses me to see them getting more and more panicked. It arouses me more seeing them coughing up bubbles and their body convulsing. My arousal hit its peak seeing them moments away from drowning when they painfully cough up bubbles in sexy ways. I love to see their lifeless bodies floating around. I just want to jump in and rape those sexy bodies. I like seeing nude women swimming and getting trapped. Nude chicks drowning arouses me more than anything else. I love seeing women going underwater and masturbating. Women masturbating underwater and drowning is hot. I'd go crazy if I had the chance to drown a woman. Letting her cough up bubbles in my face and pissing herself is very hot. I will even fuck the sexy bitch underwater until she drowns. I heard in December 2023 that Tesla recalled 2 million cars because there was an issue with the autopilot feature. There were reports that there had been crashes and deaths in autopilot mode because people thought that autopilot was self-driving cars. How dumb are some people who do this kind of stuff? Were they making love with the wife while in autopilot mode? Those people who make love with their wives have a death wish. I have more brain cells even after having half my brain eaten by wolves. I don't know why Elon Musk didn't invest in self-driving technology for Tesla yet. Elon didn't want to spend a few million dollars to invest in it. Come on Elon, you have got 250 billion dollars to burn. Let me think, Elon, you are spending your money on your many ex-wives and 11 kids. There is a Twitter user that is spamming shit on the site. This guy is tweeting about sex. This guy is reposting pictures of women and saying can we fuck or send me your pussy. I don't know how many times I reported this guy and Twitter said that this person hasn't broken any rules. Bull fucking shit. This is sexual harassment for those women this guy is trash talking about. Those dirty perverts need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Son of a mother bugger, please stop this spam sex-tweeting thing pal. As I said before, Elon Musk is doing jack crap to stop this. He is the reason why Twitter is going to the goddamn dogs. I'm shocked that Twitter ain't burning in a flaming bag of shit already because of all of this. My god, Elon Musk is still a goofy fucker, and he is still buggering up Twitter. The richest whoremongering arse wiped need to resign already, and burn in a flaming bag of shit. He needs to stop making love with a lot of women and having kids. Is Elon pulling a Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger is 80 and that dirty dawg still has kids for fuck sake. I don't want to see a shit ton of Elon Musk's little bastards running around the Tesla headquarters and joyriding in Cybertrucks like in Grand Theft Auto. I also don't want to see Elon's little bastards running around the SpaceX headquarters, and they push buttons that may launch rockets off. I think that YouTube's idea of cracking down on the use of ad blockers is very retarded. I don't want to buy a goddamn YouTube Premium for 13 fucking bucks a month. My god, I think that YouTube is forcing people to buy Premium just to let them watch videos with no ads. That's freaking greedy, you low-life scumbags, very freaking greedy. I would like to watch YouTube with a free ad blocker over paying 13 dollars for Premium. I want to support the little people who make ad blockers as YouTube is already rich enough. Is Neal Mohan pulling an Elon Musk as he is making Twitter a pay-for-use site? My god, I just want to visit YouTube's headquarters and start a profanity-filled rampage. I think that YouTube employees have been smoking too many flaming bags of shit. I really hate YouTube so much that I don't know how many times I ranted about something on YouTube. Either it was spam channels, age restrictions, terminations, video strikes, community guidelines strikes, copyrights, or harassment of me. My god, the Toronto Police are really dumb lately. An officer gives coffee to anti-Israel protesters. Many people online were talking trash about that officer, and even the police chief said that was a dumb move too. I think that was a pretty smart move on the part of that officer. On the other hand, there is a video online that shows an officer kneeing on someone's neck during an arrest during a protest. The police chief said that no officers kneed no one's neck during that arrest. That's a bunch of shit. There were at least a dozen officers trying to bust that person, and they all got body cams. Haven't the Toronto Police learned from the death of George Floyd in 2020? A few weeks ago, the Ontario Human Rights Commission released a report with 107 recommendations to end racism. Goddamn, this makes me fucking sick to my guts seeing how the police are treating minority groups. What is this, back in the wild west where sheriffs didn't have the same knowledge about racism as today? I think they need to end racism right freaking now before the flaming bag of shit hits the fan. I can't stand modern fucking cars. It's too much goddamn shit in them. Where were the good old days when a Ford Model T cost 780 dollars in 1910? Just thinking of a 1910 Ford Model T in 2024 would cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Good lord, these goddamn features are dumb. Soundproofing the inside of cars is fucking overkill. I almost got wrecked when I didn't hear a police car coming with sirens blazing, and yes, I did flip the bird and cursed the officers out when I almost crashed into them. Goddamn, Tesla is the worst damn car out there. Elon Musk just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Good lord above, modern Ford cars are the highest grade rust buckets. I have a friend who drives a 2000 Ford Windstar, and it is a goddamn death trap as it's rusting straight through some areas of the body, the exhaust is hanging, and it sounds like a fucking tank. I'm shocked that the police haven't pulled his ass over for driving that piece of shit. My fucking god, you greedy son of a bitch, YouTube. You need to take the ad policy and toss it into the flaming bag of shit. I mean, goddamn, I just want to smash my computer in a rage every time that annoying popup about disabling ad blockers shows up. I'll shoot my computer with my pump action shotgun the next time that popup shows up, and I want YouTube to buy me a new goddamn computer. Goddamn, I wish I could get my hands on YouTube right now, so I can lay the smackdown on the ad policies candy asses. I hope that the CEO of YouTube sees this and rethinks how dumb the ad policies are, because I'm already freaking mad about this goddamn bullcrap. I hate fucking Thanksgiving. The goddamn holiday is the most goddamn retarded holiday out there. Every time I see a turkey, I want to toss it out the window, cover it with gasoline and toss a match at it. I want to watch them burn like a flaming bag of shit. All the other Thanksgiving foods like mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie need to have TNT and watch them blow up like Fourth of July fireworks. I'll become Angry Grandpa and cause mayhem at Thanksgiving as he hates Thanksgiving and Christmas as much as I do. I want to toss my microwave halfway across the kitchen if Abigail feeds my Thanksgiving leftovers to the cats. I'd be pissed off if the police phoned my house if my neighbor heard my ranting to Abigail about the leftovers. Even if I was in the middle of a Skype call with one of my fans while Abigail was feeding my leftovers to the cats, I'd rant to her right in front of them. I'll also be mad if my marshmallows are almost gone while in the middle of making a sweet potato souffle. I'll toss all my ingredients all over the kitchen in a rage and say motherfuck non-stop. I'll even cough in the goddamn sweet potato souffle. I would smash all my plates if I couldn't find the vanilla to put into my pumpkin pie. I would even toss the pie at my guess and curse them out of my house. Man, fuck you Dutch, you crazy motherfucker. You left me for freaking dead on the side of the train tracks during that train robbery. What is going on in your mind, Dutch? Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? In my opinion, you ain't right. Ever since you bashed your head in a tram crash during that botched robbery in New Orleans, your decisions have been messed up. Micah is so freaking bad for helping you make some buggered-up decisions, like when you join Micah's gang after the van der Linde gang went up in a flaming bag of shit. I don't know how many members were killed in the van der Linde gang in the few months before the gang broke up. Davey, Jenny, Sean, Kieran, Hosea, Lenny, Molly, Susan and Arthur were all killed. Ever since you got back from Turks and Caicos after that shit show of a bank robbery in New Orleans, your mood has been down hill. You have been beefing with powerful people like Leviticus Cornwall and the United States Army. Why did you kill Leviticus Cornwall after he said no to letting us roam free after many months of robbing his business? We have fought the United States Army to help the Native Americans for our own personal gain, Dutch. I heard you left Arthur for dead during the last battle with the army. What the hell is wrong with you? You really are a damn sicko, Dutch, and you should rot in hell. I want this to fucking stop with this asshole harassing me. I know that I have done some illegal shit over the years, but what this asshole is doing to Kevin is too far. Copyrighting fucking videos that are under fair use to telling Kevin to go kill himself on many of his social media accounts. I'm only giving you one warning to stop this bullshit before I get the gang ready to be hell on you buddy. I wanted to say something about Victoria. Stop fucking assuming that I'm talking shit about you on other channels. I'm the kind of person that you don't want to fuck with. This has to fucking stop you motherfucking asshole. You started this shit with copyright striking me. Under Section 35.1 of the Copyright Act of Canada states that an infringer is liable for the financial gain made through infringement and such damages to the owner of the copyright as the owner has suffered due to the infringement. As you know, the Reds MMD YouTube channel was terminated 4 days after being created. One example is Hatsune Miku Drowning that I uploaded in August 2022 and that video got nearly 2 million views before it was taken down. Miku Drown Animation, on the other hand, was uploaded on either April 10th or 11th 2023 and got around a few hundred to a few thousand views before the channel was terminated. You also threatened me on many social media accounts. Under the Canadian Criminal Code, Section 264 for criminal harassment and section 264.1 for Uttering threats. One example is that he posted a comment on his blogger telling me to go kill himself. I heard that the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant against Russian President Vladimir Putin. Looks good to the motherfucking bastard. Vladimir Putin is just like Joseph Stalin, and he wants to reunite the Soviet Union. Let me tell you something, Vladimir, that communists were shit back when the Soviet Union started. It was shit when the Soviet Union fell and it's still shit today. I hope that you'll pay for attacking Ukraine and I hope you die like Elvis Presley did, in the restroom, and you can rot in hell. Goddamnit, what is wrong with these goddamn politicians, man? I heard that the Russian president, Vladimir Putin, is planning to visit North Korea to meet Kim Jong-un. Um, ain't you a wanted man by the International Criminal Court, Vlady boy? If you visit the Korean Demilitarized Zone, I dare you to cross into South Korea for just a moment, ​because I want them to bust your candy ass for your crimes in the Russo-Ukrainian War. I don't know why Kim Jong-un ain't wanted by the International Criminal Court yet. That rocket man with that goofy haircut does many crimes against humanity. Kim Jong-un, his dead ass father and grandfather and the rest of his rotten family need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Donald Trump is still running for president after all the bullcrap about his taxes, hush money payments, hoarding classified documents, election interference and efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Trump just needs to give up his election campaign because nobody gives a turd about you anymore. Ah, piss off Trump, goddamn tweeting twat. Trump is a New York City scumbag and his face looks so dry and wrinkled from sunbathing in Florida too much. The sun is messing with your mind, Trump. Justin Trudeau is a goddamn fad, man. He got that goofy haircut that people say looks nice on him. To me, it looks like a goddamn rat's nest. Don't get me started with the Canadian New Democratic leader, Jagmeet Singh, as what I got to say ain't pretty. Doug Ford is a piece of work, man. He wants to bugger up the Ontario Greenbelt to build houses on. Get your greedy hands off the Greenbelt, Doug, ain't you all rich enough? Doug is the brother of the late and former crackhead mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. Another former mayor of Toronto, John Tory, had an affair with a staffer. Do people ever learn that it is not worth messing up their careers just because they have an affair? I'm going to make a racist rant, so here I go. Pakistanis are a bunch of fucking scammers who love to fuck people in the ass, love to eat curry and are terrorists. Jews love Hitler. White men love fucking black women. Black people need to be lynched. Japanese school girls sell their pussies and have sex with sushi. People in Russia are always pissing drunk on vodka. The United States and Canada love killing Native Indians. Germany will fall to another Third Reich. The French are cheese-eating surrender monkeys who got their candy asses kicked by the Nazis. Finnish men like to jack off in front of women in the sauna. Indians need to go work at the Kwik-E-Mart and sell fucking slurpees. Saudi Arabians need to burn all that money they earn from oil in a flaming bag of shit and are terrorists. Jamaicans are weed-smoking monkeys. Autistic males are imbeciles and need to suck another guy's dick, as autistic people are the gayest motherfucking imbeciles out there. How the fuck do overweight people carry their fat fucking weight? They should eat some fucking foot lettuce from the meme. Old fuckers just need to drop fucking dead. All they do is whine, moan, complain, choke and complain more. Geeks are totally retarded who are kissing their ass about the shit they love. I think that the Japanese animations Girls und Panzer, Strike Witches and High School Fleet are great series. I love tanks, warships and planes, as these three animations are my favorite. I think the girls are hot. If they were real, and I wasn't married to Abigail, I'd sure go out on a date with them. Mio Sakamoto from Strike Witches is one of the hottest ladies out of the three series. I am just thinking of the things I'll do with Mio, and I ain't going to do what you are thinking as she will kick my ass for sure. Goddamn Netflix bought motherfucking Monday Night Raw on January 23, 2024. I'd be fucked if I couldn't watch Raw on Sportsnet because it's on goddamn Netflix by this time in 2025. Goddamnit, even SmackDown and WWE pay per views are going to be on Netflix. I'll be mad if I can't watch WrestleMania because of motherfucking Netflix. The WWE Network, possibly shutting down because of Netflix, is one of the dumbest things ever. I don't want to use goddamn Netflix to watch WrestleMania. Netflix is a goddamn over-hyped flaming bag of shit streaming service. Goddamn, 13 million subscribers in the fourth quarter of 2023. I want to have that many subscribers on my YouTube channel for fuck sake. Netflix costs $16.49 if you don't want ads. I'm paying $14.99 for the WWE Network. Even the $5.99 plan with ads, I don't want it because Netflix sucks balls. Every time I watch a Netflix commercial on television, I want to smash it in a rage. Netflix, don't be shocked if you see a television flying through the main doors at the Netflix headquarters and me yelling, there's your goddamn pipe bomb. I will also yell that they need to buy me a new television after I toss it at the headquarters. Goddamn, Netflix is really testing my damn buttons, man. With their damn annoying presence, I want to punch holes in the wall to vent my anger. I'm going to swear so badly, that it would make a sailor blush. I want Abigail to film me giving my television a tombstone piledriver and chokeslamming it out the window. Hey, I am just thinking of something. Would you like me to be in the main event of WrestleMania 40 and fight against my television? Bell Canada is a goddamn trash of a telecommunications company. Their reliable network is damn shitty as it's always going down. Bell Internet is the shitiest of the shit of all their services. I have fiber optic cables running into my house and every time I lose the internet I also lose my television and landline. Every time this happens, I want to yell my shit don't work non-stop as I bitch slap my television into pieces. I want to toss my television remote into the Bell Canada headquarters because it ain't working most of the time. Maybe I'll put the remote into a flaming bag of shit beforehand. I want to whack my landline phone out the window and look at the window shattering into millions of pieces. I want to dig up the fiber optic cables that run into my house and cut them. I want to egg the next Bell Canada van I see. Maybe I'll toss a flaming bag of shit at the van instead. I'll call customer service and launch a profanity-filled rant at them. If they hang up on my candy ass, I'll call right back. I want to smash my cell phone against the wall. I want to sucker punch the CEO of Bell Canada and kick him in the nuts so hard that he will be puking out his balls for the next week. What the fuck is wrong with you, Vince McMahon? You are a dirty freaking dawg Vince. You are sick in the mind. Janel Grant filed a lawsuit against Vince for sexual assault. Sex toys, man, are you trying to spice shit up there, buddy? For a 78-year-old, you are a dirty old man. Ah, piss off, Vince, you nasty fuck. You're asking to be burnt in a flaming bag of shit, Vince. As a fan of wrestling, I highly disapprove of your actions. My god, I'm going to have nightmares of Vince jacked body in the nude. Screw it, Screw it, Screw it, nasty bastards. Goddamn nasty crap, Vince. Shut the fuck up Gordon Ramsay. You need to stop barking orders at the chef's faces, you goddamn loudmouth prick. You are rude and noisy. Does your voice box ever say fuck you to you before failing, Gordon? I'll never be on one of your shows because the first time you bark an order at my face, you will get a slap across the face. If I make it to the finals, the main dish I'll serve you will be a flaming bag of shit with a side of burning piss in a jar and dessert will be turd flavored ice cream. I wish I could get my hands on him right now. I really hate that goddamn rude hick. If I meet you on the streets, I'll goddamn give you a piece of my goddamn mind, you goddamn piece of goddamn rude bastard. Goddamnit, I am goddamn mad now. Gordon Ramsay just needs to be a drill instructor in the army where he can insult all the recruits he wants. You can also run the mess hall too and insult the army's chef if they don't meet up with your 3-star Michelin restaurant standards. You are a lazy bastard, Uncle. You're just lying on your goddamn ass and drinking all the whiskey. You're worse than a town drunk sometimes. You need a goddamn job. I don't mean chopping monkeys into pieces and tossing them into a flaming bag of shit. You need to get a job where you wake up in the morning, get dressed, get into your car and drive to your job at Burger King. And no, you can't drink whiskey on the job unless you want to get fucked in the ass. I don't want to keep supporting your goddamn ass when I watch you jacking off to porn every night. I don't know how many times I wanted to kick your candy ass out of my house. You need a goddamn girlfriend, and no you can't go out with Abigail, you creepy sicko. I hope you can't find a girlfriend because your such a creep. The Australian people are a bunch of sissies as they lost a war with emus once. How the fuck did the Aussies lose a war with flightless birds? Australia is a goddamn retarded country as the British used to send their prisoners from the United Kingdom there. I didn't want to live in the United Kingdom back then and was sent to jail in Australia for Jack shit. I would cause trouble if I was busted in Australia. Australia is a goddamn death trap as most of the animals want to bite you, sting you, scratch you or potentially kill you. I don't want to go face to face with a kangaroo. I think they are cute, but I don't want to get my ass kicked in by one. I know that there are some buggered up animals that are more dangerous than kangaroos, like the Inland taipan snake, which is the world’s most venomous snake. Good lord above, their cuisine is terrible. Who in their right mind would eat Vegemite? I think it has been out in the bush too long surrounded by flaming bags of shit. I tried Vegemite once and my god, it was goddamn nasty. It looked and smelled like baby shit, and it tasted like that too. It was that bad, I would have kissed a prostitute with herpes. Goddamn, that was months ago and the taste is still like I had just eaten it yesterday. I want to toss Vegemite at the Aussie parliament building because it was that goddamn nasty. Damn this crap, my stomach is churning right now thinking of Vegemite. Oh fuck, I think I just crapped myself. My god, France is very dumb and stupid. They are a bunch of surrendering chicken shits who run under their beds and eat cheese. They would even run away if I came up and offered them a baguette with a flaming bag of shit on it. They are no smarter than a French fry. I went to France once, and it was the most boring trip ever. I didn't understand the people so much that I wanted to yell and swear at them. Can anyone please tell me how to say "go fuck yourself" in French? I would even go to the French Parliament and cause mayhem with flaming bags of baguettes. What the fuck is this shit called cryptocurrency? These ain't no flaming bags of shit people. Physical money is king, and it's still king of kings. Good lord, I want to smash an automated teller machine every time I hear someone mentioning cryptocurrency. Do people learn if systems go down, cryptocurrency is fucked in the ass. I don't know how many people I know that use credit or debit cards. For fuck sake, they use their phones to pay for stuff. They will be shocked if they lose their phones and someone picks the phone up and goes on a goddamn shopping spree. During the COVID-19 pandemic, I don't know how many stores I went to didn't take cash. For Christ's sake, I wanted to just toss my money at the employees' faces and curse them out. I want to yell that "no one wants my goddamn fucking money" while running down the highway nude. Why can't people just go back to easier times before credit and debit cards, mobile phones and cryptocurrency existed? My fucking god, Jif peanut butter has got the most retarded commercials out there. Who in their right mind would make a commercial where the same guy is shocked every time they eat it in different places? Goddamn, why put the guy in a freaking china shop? The guy was like a goddamn freaking bull in a china shop. The shop owner in the china shop commercial tries to stop the guy from breaking any of the china, but in the end, she breaks the china herself after eating the goddamn peanut butter. The guy needs to try a flaming bag of shit for Christ's sake and see how shocked you are when you're puking your guts out. I hate Jif so much that I want to toss a jar of Jif at their headquarters and spray the mess with liquid ass and cover it with gasoline and lid it on fire and yell "I hope you like your flaming bag of shit." What in the flaming bag of shit is goddamn wrong with Valentine's Day? It's goddamn over-commercialized and guys make love with their goddamn wives on this day for the hell of making goddamn love. I won't make love with Abigail on Valentine's Day for the hell of it. I do love to spice things up in the bedroom, but not on the dumb ass freaking holiday. I don't give a goddamn turd about buying expensive gifts for Abigail. I do buy her pricey shit, but I won't go out of my way to buy her pricey things all the goddamn time. I see all the goddamn Valentine's Day cookies and cakes in stores every time I go shopping. I do have a sweet tooth, but give me a freaking break. I want to toss all the goddamn sweets around the store. I want to punch them, burn them in a flaming bag of shit, rip them apart and swear like a sailor. That goddamn freaking Cupit needs to stop shooting people with a bow and arrow with goddamn love. He needs to just bugger off and retire before I find him and choke that little hick. Flowers, goddamn bastards, buying them to please the wife, hell freaking no. The only flower Abigail has is my ass ranting all the goddamn time. I know it's going to be Valentine's Day in a few days, and I think that February 14 should go to goddamn freaking hell. I want to talk shit about Cody Rhodes about his decision to bring out The Rock to go face to face with Roman Reigns. I thought that you wanted to finish your story at WrestleMania, Cody. You won the Royal Rumble back to back. I want you to fight Roman at WrestleMania. I know when The Rock was on Monday Night Raw last month, he said that he wanted to go eat at the head of the table. I want to have them go at it, but at least have Cody finish off his story first. Hey Rocky, I want you to tag with me and beat the holy flaming bag of shit off of my television in the main event of WrestleMania 40. On the other hand, Cody Rhodes, I want you, so I can finish your story myself. Goddamn, I wish that I could get my hands on him right now. I want to ragdoll him around the ring and make him feel at my mercy. I want to see the fear in his eyes and tell him that I'm the boss here. I wanted to use a kendo stick and hit his back so hard that there were going to be marks that would take months to heal. After I win the match, I will toss a flaming bag of shit at you. Piss off Cody, you freaking dead beat wrestler. I think Italy just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit, fascist pricks. I'm glad that Benito Mussolini is rotting in hell with Adolf Hitler. Mussolini is just a sissy who kiss ass to Hitler when his army are getting their candy asses kicked on the field. Italian music is goddamn freaking crappy as a mother chicken. For Christ's sake, I heard a chicken sing better than most of those crap load Italian singers. I can't goddamn stand going to a pizzeria with the song Funiculi Funicula playing. I played the Spider-Man 2 video game in 2004, and that song was in it. I smashed my PlayStation 2 when I heard that song. Yes, I was a hot head back in 2004. Good lord above, pizza and pasta are damn turds. Spaghetti looks like somebody shot someone's brains out. I want to toss a bowl of pasta into the Italian parliament building and yell "I hope you like pasta." I hate goddamn freaking Germany because it always smells like piss and beer. I had been to Berlin once and the smell was gagging. I was really thinking of tossing a flaming bag of shit at the Brandenburg Gate because the smell was so bad. What the fuck is Oktoberfest? I don't want to be around millions of drunk Germans in Munich. I'm already a violent drunk after drinking too many beers. I also strip my clothes if I become too drunk. The police need to catch me running down the autobahn nude while a Porsche speeds past me at 200 miles per hour. On the other hand, Porsche was founded by Ferdinand Porsche, a member of the Nazi Party. I'll boycott Porsche. I'll also boycott Volkswagen too, because they were founded by the German Labour Front. I'm so goddamn glad that Adolf Hitler is dead. I'm going to feed my face as he feeds the fish. Every time I think of him shooting himself, something warm runs down my goddamn leg. I don't like eating pretzels and sausages as it reminds me of Germany. I have been to where they made sausages while I was in Germany, and I puked on the sausages because it was nasty. I really hate German food as much as I hate Vegemite from Australia, and they need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. My god, Brazil is a dumb country as almost the whole country is covered by forest. I don't want to walk around in a big ass forest. Brazil has some buggered up wildlife as they want to bite you, kick you, sting you, scratch you and straight up kill you. Even plants are looking to fuck up your life too, as I have heard horror stories of people eating harmless looking plants, but hours later they drop dead. I don't want to be a flaming bag of shit if I eat those plants or go face to face with the wildlife. Besides the forests and wildlife, I think women are hot, but I don't want to have some sexy time in the bedroom if they ask me. I don't want to get caught in the middle of a turf war against drug cartels if I ever visit Brazil. I really don't feel like becoming a flaming bag of shit if I get killed. Why does Rio de Janeiro have a big ass statue of Jesus Christ? I don't give a flying turd about it, as I hate Christ. You are one crazy motherfucker Micah Bell. You're the king of the assholes. You need to burn a flaming bag of shit, you goddamn rat. Ever since you joined the Van der Linde gang, your ass has been fishy as hell. You never sleep, and you bring your shady ass friends into the gang. You are always shooting people for the hell of shooting people. You killed most of the town of Strawberry when Arthur busted your candy ass out of jail. You are always talking into Dutch's ear. What is going on in your crap load mind Micah? I hope you ain't talking about fucking up more people, Micah. Your friends Joe and Cleet look like goddamn rats as much as you do, Micah. They need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. If I ever run into you or your friends, Micah, I will beat your goddamn ass all over the goddamn street until you are a goddamn useless piece of goddamn trash. You're all wondering why I have been using the catchphrase flaming bag of shit in my videos in the last few months. I got it from one of Angry Grandpa's videos from his blogging channel, Grandpa's Corner. Believe it or not, the video is actually called The Flaming Bag of Shit. I love to say it in every goddamn video as much as possible. I would like to make a 12-hour-long video of me just saying flaming bag of shit, but I don't want YouTube to age restrict it. I know I made a one-hour-long video of me saying motherfucking, and that video is age restricted. Please support Grandpa's Corner by letting them reach one million subscribers in honor of Angry Grandpa who passed away in 2017, and anger never dies. Oh, my fucking god, India has got one of the highest populations in the world, my ass. What are they doing over there to have 1.4 billion people, making love with many wives? I think of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from The Simpsons when I think of Indian people having many kids. Goddamn 8 kids, Apu, are you pulling an Elon Musk, buddy? Indian cuisine is crappy as they chop up monkeys to cook them on the grill, and add a ton of spices to it. I don't want to eat no goddamn monkeys as I prefer eating a flaming bag of shit instead. I want to toss a flaming bowl of curry at the Taj Mahal and watch it burn baby burn. I want to let out a big juicy fart to help fan the fire. After that, I'll go to India's presidential house at Rashtrapati Bhavan and take a crap on the lawn. Oh, I work at the Kwik-E-Mart, I work at the Kwik-E-Mart. Indians need to listen to this because I want them to sell slurpees. I think that the justice system is fucking rigged like a flaming bag of shit. Judges let murdering turds and rapist sons of bitches walk free. Casey Anthony killed her goddamn daughter and the goddamn witch didn't get sentenced for it. Man, damn the goddamn Florida courts. She killed her goddamn daughter, she taped her goddamn mouth and wrapped her in a goddamn trash bag, and she only got goddamn 3 years. Casey, if I ever come across you on the goddamn streets, I will teach you a goddamn lesson about killing kids. Another case was in the city of Toronto when a mother, Cindy Ali, said that two guys broke into her house and killed her disabled teenage daughter. She was charged with murder. Cindy kept saying that she didn't kill her daughter, but they didn't give a flying shit about it as they thought she was lying. Cindy had to go through 10 years rotting in prison before she got a retrial and won. Those two guys that broke into her house and killed the daughter are still out there. If I was a judge, I'd get the law to bust Casey's candy ass again and bring her back to the courtroom, and I'd punish her to death. I also get the law to look for those two guys and charge them with murder and breaking and entering. I'd charge them with death too. I think that the system just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit and goddamn die. China is just one dumb country as they need to bugger themselves in the ass with goddamn communism, as I think that communism is as shitty as a flaming bag of shit. Was it the Communist Party of China's idea to adopt the one-child policy? I think that is a bunch of turds to curb the rapid population as they got a billion people in 1979. When that policy ended in 2015, they had 1.3 billion people. What the hell are the Chinese doing in 36 years to get 300 million people? Did they have many kids behind the government's back? I mean I know a few Chinese people who had at least 5 kids in China during that time. On the other hand, Chinese landmarks like the Great Wall are dumb. I want to toss a flaming dumpling at it and watch it burn along its length. The Great Wall has stopped many attacks over thousands of years, but my attack with flaming dumplings would test the wall to its breaking point. Chinese food is nasty as baby crap. I don't want a goddamn cat on my freaking dumplings. I didn't hear anything about them chopping up monkeys. Does anyone know how to say "piss off annoying twat" in Chinese? Or maybe tell me how to say "go fuck yourself." Taylor Swift is a goddamn freaking fad like the Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl win on February 11, 2024. Her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, is a goddamn freaking fad too. I dare Travis to kick a field goal up her rear end. I'll sure pay big bucks to see that happen. I suggest that Travis could kick a flaming bag of shit instead. Her music career is crappy as a goddamn freaking flaming sushi. She just needed to stay on tour in Japan instead of going to the Super Bowl. I hate going out on the subway and hearing a group of teenage girls singing Shake It Off. The only thing those teenagers will be shaking off will be me cursing them out of the subway. I'm going to rewrite a line of lyrics from Shake It Off. "Her fans gonna hate hate hate hate hate my ass when I toss a rant their way." Taylor, you better be on the lookout because I'll be coming in like a wrecking ball with Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry. Miley may just bring a wrecking ball with her to spin around like a stripper like in the music video Wrecking Ball and beat your ass with it too. You're going to hear Katy roar while she lifts the wrecking ball and toss it at you. Climate change is retarded as governments around the world keep trying to keep the planet greener but fail like a flaming bag of shit. On the topic of flaming bags of shit, you could blame my grandparents' generation for starting the industrial age. Goddamn smoke coming out of factories like there is no tomorrow. Goddamnit, I can't tell how many people suffered because of breathing problems. Rolling coal is bullcrap as I don't want to have a big rig truck to speed past me like a goddamn anger problem. I do like the smell of diesel emissions and gasoline. Goddamn, I would love to get high on the motherfucker. I know that it's not healthy. My anger problem is also not healthy either. Every time I bitch at the feds about climate change, I can feel myself becoming like a goddamn 18 wheeler running on rolling coal. I can also feel this 18 wheeler called Kevin Stewart going to plow down those anti-climate change protesters to damn hell. When I'm on a roll, you can't stop me. You need to call in the army to bring a tank battalion to stop my candy ass. What the fuck is this shit called plant-based food? This crap is goddamn freaking nasty as a flaming bag of shit. I tried the Impossible Whopper at Burger King once, and my god, it was goddamn nasty as a motherfuck. It was that bad, I puked my guts out all over the goddamn restaurant. I should have tossed the burger back into the kitchen. Hail to the chef, more like hail to the dog crap. That is what plant-based food tastes like; goddamn dog crap. Hey Burger King, if you want to know how to make plant-based food, just come down to my ranch and I will show you. I will kill one of my cattle and butcher it with my bare hands to teach you that plant-based food is total crap. Screw plant-based food, screw the Impossible Whopper and screw Burger King. I hate goddamn cats as all they do is meow and purr all the goddamn time and cause shit. I will show you love for goddamn cats. You can grab that bugger by the neck and choke that bastard and say here PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA here PETA PETA PETA PETA PETA. Every Thanksgiving, Abigail gives my goddamn leftovers to those goddamn strays around my goddamn ranch, and I'm sick of it. 100 ways to kill a cat, 100 freaking ways. Toss them in a flaming bag of shit. 100 freaking ways. I know that this may get removed from YouTube because of animal abuse, but I will never go that far towards actually harming cats. ​I still hate those four-leged furry mother buggers. They give me freaking hives to the point of my throat being a flaming bag of shit. Goddamnit mother buggers, I wish that cats would just go away and leave me the hell alone. Dogs are the dumbest goddamn animal out there. They are always goddamn barking all goddamn night. They like to piss and shit all over the place without a care in the world. My dog, Rufus, is bad for that. The damn mutt once pissed in my face while I was sleeping with Abigail. I was fuming like a flaming bag of shit as I tossed the mutt off me and cursed the bugger out of the house. Why does Jack have such a dumb mutt that pisses in your face? I have some bad memories of wolves where they left a scar on my cheek. I don't like wolves and I want to kill any in my sight. The song 100 Ways To Love a Cat, I will make 100 Ways To Kill a Dog. I think that all canines should burn in a flaming bag of shit in hell. Screw Canada, that goddamn crappy country with free healthcare. No wonder the emergency rooms are duds and medical staff are quitting like a flaming bag of shit. Their singers are a bunch of crap. Justin Bieber, fuck you. That damn man child sure loves singing that retarded song Baby. I got that song right between my legs, called my Johnson. Come on baby, want a piece of me turd. Don't get me started on Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. That goofy bastard is high on some type of drug because he is making some buggered-up choices. Trudeau needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit and move on, you annoying fad. I want to toss flaming Timbits at Rideau Hall to protest my hatred of Canada. Dr. Phil is a goddamn quack doctor as he doesn't know a flaming bag of shit from his own ass. He is a damn psychologist, my ass. If I was on his television show, he would need to take my bullshit. I don't give a flying turd about any of the advice he would give me about my goddamn anger problem. I bet he would blush if I started one of my world-famous rants on his show. I also bet that every other word would be bleeped out and security would need to haul my ass out of there. Let me tell you something little punk. I want you to retire and shove your show up that dumb ass of yours. I want to see you frying in a pan like a flaming bag of shit. Goddamn I know that Dr. Phil showed a video of Angry Grandpa ranting about Casey Anthony on his show. He told him to calm down and Grandpa went nuclear. If any of my videos are featured on his show, and he tells me to calm down, I will lose my freaking shit you fad. What are those retarded police officers in Toronto doing running red lights and speeding while not on a call? Over a thousand police, fire, transit and city vehicles were caught breaking the law on speed and red light cameras. To make things worse, there were at least a couple of incidents where police hit people and crashed into cars. There was another officer who nearly hit another person while she was crossing the street. The best part was that the officer got off scot-free. How the fuck did the officer not get into shit for nearly hitting someone, you dumb piece of work. I don't want to become a victim if I get hit by one of the Toronto pigs. I think that the chief needs to make those officers burn a flaming bag of shit. I want all the police officers in Toronto to listen to this. If you hit my ass with your patrol car, be prepared to get tazed by your own taser. I'll also sue those dirty pigs who fucked me in the ass as no cop is above the law. Cruise is a retarded self-driving car company. Self-driving cars are still damn shit as they probably kill more people than human drivers. I can ride my horse better than self-driving cars. If there is a race between me and a self-driving car, I'll win while the self-driving car will burn in a flaming bag of shit. Cruise need to stop using their self-driving cars before more people get fucked in the ass. If I get hit by one of their cars, I'd sue their freaking ass big time. If I see one of their cars driving down my street, I'll destroy it in a flaming bag of shit. I'd even destroy it if someone was in it. What the fuck is War Thunder's freaking problem with removing stuff from the game? I really want to play as a Maus, but they only added for a limited time during the anniversary of the game. Every year when the Maus come out, I'll grind my goddamn candy ass to research it, but War Thunder fucked me in the ass when the Maus event ended. I just wanted to join in a battle and yell into my microphone that "War Thunder needs to suck my dick." On the other hand, I want to play the battleship Bismarck on my computer, but it's only on the damn mobile version. I don't want to play it on my phone because I don't want it to blow up into a flaming bag of shit. I bet that Otto von Bismarck is rolling in his grave to see the way that War Thunder is going to shit. I want to rule the waves across the seven seas by playing the Bismarck on my computer. They should add the Fokker Dr.I It is because I want to play the Red Baron. I hate using Red Baron mods on other aircraft. I want to be the king of the sky and fly higher to become the best damn player in War Thunder. I think that Brock Lesnar is the dumbest motherfucker in wrestling. He ain't ripped from working out, but taking steroids like a flaming bag of shit. Look at me, I'm ripped like a brick powerhouse. That is from all the ass kicking on the streets I have done over the years. Steroids ain't healthy for you, Brock, and I know that Vince McMahon got into shit years ago after many wrestlers got into trouble with the law. I would like to see you go one day without taking the stuff. You will be like a damn crackhead without crack. If you bitch about it, I'll punch you in the nose. I think that you're just a chicken shit who will run back to your mother if you get hurt. Be a man, Brock, be a freaking man. I'll kick your goddamn ass back to Suplex City for you, Brock. I'll give you a lot of German suplexes on the side of a broken arm in a Kimura Lock. You're going to lose like a flaming bag of shit frying in a pan. I'll have a cold one afterward, and I'll toss another can at you. Arthur Morgan is the greatest goddamn friend I ever had. He gave me a second chance in life when the van der Linde gang hit the fan with a flaming bag of shit. It fucking sucks that he passed away from tuberculosis shortly after he helped me. I heard that Micah Bell and Arthur had a fist fight on top of that cliff after he told me to make a run for it. I'm so goddamn glad that I killed Micah in Arthur's honor. I don't like Arthur's nickname, Black Lung, that Micah gave him. I hope that he is in heaven looking after my daughter and going to the bar with Lenny. I normally don't talk about it as Abigail gets very sad about him. He was like a brother to me and I hope he has a damn good afterlife. Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting repetitive as a flaming bag of shit. The shitty game is already a decade old and Rockstar Games only cares about becoming rich from Grand Theft Auto Online. All they do is update online like every 6 months or so for the last 3 fucking years. I am still waiting for a story mode DLC. Grand Theft Auto 5 came out on three generations of gaming consoles. If it comes out for a fourth time, I'll toss my PlayStation 6 at the Rockstar Games headquarters. Rockstar Games needs to release a story mode DLC or die in a flaming bag of shit full of enraged haters who will toss flaming bags of shit at your headquarters. Why do Irish people get pissing drunk on the dumb ass freaking holiday of Saint Patrick's Day? As I mentioned before, I don't get drunk very often as I become a violent drunk. Saint Patrick's Day is a goddamn overhyped holiday where they sell a shit ton of green things like a flaming bag of shit. Green beer is damn retarded. What kind of crap is in the green stuff in the beer, a flaming bag of shit? I won't drink green beer because I don't want to turn into The Hulk. I hate going to a bar where drunken loons are singing Drunken Sailor. I'll shave their belly with a rusty razor for fuck's sake and put them to bed with the captain's daughter. If a Saint Patrick's Day parade comes marching down my street, I'll round up the gang, go into my pick-up truck and toss flaming bags of shit at them. You know what Rockstar Games are, fuck you, you low life son of a bitch. You buggered me in the ass I don't know how many damn times, by forcing me to work 100 hours a week. I'm goddamn happy that Dan Houser resigned. He was worthless like a flaming bag of shit. I don't know how many times I wanted to choke that goddamn fag. I was paid shit as I made around 200 thousand dollars for Red Dead Redemption 1. I worked my goddamn candy freaking ass off and I got Jack shit. Let me tell you something, you goddamn greedy ass son of a fad. I want the green stuff, I want the paper. I should have worked in damn Hollywood instead. At least actors get millions of bucks for their movies. I would even have my YouTube channel monetized. On my channel, I can rant about this bullshit about Rockstar Games, and I can get more money that way than working there. Australia still needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. They are a goofy down under country and their dumb, very dumb. I went to the Elimination Chamber in Perth, and my god, it was hot like a mother bugger. It was that hot, you could cook an egg on Michael Cole's head. I wanted to strip down into my birthday suit during the event, but I bet that security wouldn't like that. I think that security won't like it if I even go topless during it too. By the end of the Elimination Chamber, I was sweaty like a flaming bag of shit. Why is that goofy down under country so damn hot? Yeah, the Aussie rednecks are tough to take the heat, but this redneck ain't that dumb. Australia is also dumb because of its deserts. Are the 3 percent of Aussie people retarded for living in such a death trap? I think the heat and sun are messing up their minds. Their English is crap as it sounds like a British person on crack. Japan is a freaking old school goddamn country. The country is stuck in the damn past and needs to come out of the closet into modern times. What the fuck is a tea ceremony? Japanese broads kneeling on the floor wearing those goofy as hell traditional dresses and drinking tea. They should drink some flaming piss on the side of a flaming bag of shit. After the earthquake on March 11, 2011, these crap shacks of Japanese houses didn't stand a chance. Earthquake-proof buildings are crappy. The 1995 Kobe earthquake left most of the city in ruins like a flaming bag of shit. Tim Hortons has got to be the most shitty and retarded fast food restaurant out there. I think the founder, Tim Horton's hockey career was a piece of turd. I want the Toronto Maple Leafs to win the Stanley Cup once in my lifetime. He was stupid for drinking and driving. He deserved to crash and burn in a flaming bag of shit after he wiped out on the Queen Elizabeth Way in Saint Catharines. He would be rolling in his grave seeing how down hill the fast food chain is going. Their coffee tastes like a flaming bag of shit. Their donuts taste like they were frying in too much oil and fat for too long and smelled like pig fat. Sandwiches, for fuck's sake, are they selling those in Tim Hortons now? They should just sell donuts, coffee and tea. Don't get me started on soup and chili. They need to stop selling soup and chili and toss them into a flaming bag of shit. If Tim Hortons dies, I want to dance on the grave of Tim Hortons. I'm going to dance on Tim Horton's grave as a final tribute to that dirt bag. The United Kingdom is full of wankers who love to drink tea and loyalists to the damn king. King Charles III was 73 years old when Queen Elizabeth II died in 2022. King Charles might end up in a flaming bag of shit as soon as he gets an enlarged prostate. I hope that he will die in a flaming bag of shit because he is a worthless piece of goddamn prat. I can fart longer than his reign will ever last. If the king drops dead, I'm going to visit Buckingham Palace and egg it. I'll also go swimming nude in Loch Ness. If I see the Loch Ness Monster, I'll choke that bastard. I will be even more famous after killing that limey son of a bugger. Red Dead Redemption has got to be one of the shitiest of the shit games out there. The game needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit and goddamn die. The graphics looked like it was smoking weed. The ragdoll physics looked like a crackhead. The story looked like a heroin junkie. I hate the goddamn story as I was played by agent Edgar Ross to do his dirty work and then later fucked in the ass and killed by his posse. I was fuming when Red Dead Redemption was re-released on the eighth generation of video game consoles. I want to smash my PlayStation 4 into the Rockstar Games headquarters and yell "Fuck you Rockstar Games." I also want to toss Red Dead Redemption in a flaming bag of shit into their headquarters too. How do people get their goddamn driver's license? Did they blow their imbecile driver instructor at retarded r us? I was driving, and I stopped at a red light 100 feet from the intersection and this dumb son of a bitch coming out of a parking lot thought it was a good idea to cut me off. This fool just stayed there, and I started swearing at the goddamn nut job. The dumb dumb then started cursing at me, and I was so close to getting my gun out. The person beside me had enough and drove around but almost got wrecked by this goddamn freaking flaming bag of shit damn person who started this thing. I was still fuming to the point of me tossing a trash bin around a McDonald's parking lot 15 minutes afterward. The best part was the goddamn meathead ain't from freaking Ontario. Looked like a goddamn California license plate to me. I don't know how Californians drive, but they freaking suck. I think the sun is buggering your mind over there. Those goddamn drivers from California need to go back there because they ain't welcome in Toronto. I ain't got no goddamn beef towards Californians. If you don't piss me off, you're fine. If you get on my bad side, you're going to know it when I toss a flaming bag of shit at your candy ass. Russia is one of the most evil retarded countries out there. Ever since Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine on February 24, 2022, he has failed like a flaming bag of shit. Putin has been an imbecile president for the last 20 years, my ass. Why the fuck is he going to extend his presidency to 2036? Haven't you learned from being a KGB agent that invading Ukraine is dumb? That's right. Ukraine was a part of the Soviet Union when he was in it. Why is Russia still fighting after two years and hasn't won yet? That's because Ukraine has help from NATO members aiding military units. Russian tanks are damn shit as most of them are from the Cold War era. What the fuck are egg cartons used for armor for? They can't survive a tank shell and an egg. I can literally destroy a Russian tank with just eggs. I was thinking of visiting Russia and going to different tank bases to egg their tanks. While I'm at it, I'll toss flaming bags of shit at them too. Fuck Russia, fuck Putin and fuck the Russian military in a flaming bag of shit. Holy motherfucking shit the United States of America needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. The country is run by old timers of politicians. President Joe Biden is 81 years old and that imbecile of a dumb dumb Donald Trump who is still running for the 2024 presidential election is 77. Do the goddamn police forces in the states have a happy trigger finger? Goddamn, I heard stories of officers killing unarmed African Americans who are surrendering. Fuck Obamacare, that goddamn worthless piece of goddamn Congress act that made health insurance affordable. Healthcare in the United States ain't freaking cheap bloody fools. It's as expensive as a flaming bag of shit. Nothing ain't bigger in Texas, as my nuts are bigger than that tosser of a state. What the fuck is the Big Apple? There ain't no goddamn big apples in New York City. I can see that the city never sleeps, as I'm going to rant about goddamn shit all day and night. Uncle Sam needs to suck my dick as I believe that the United States is a goddamn freaking fad in a flaming bag of shit. Mexico is a bunch of taco-eating people whose national anthem is La Cucaracha. Mexico is a hot goddamn country, as I visited Mexico City a couple of years back, and I almost turned into a dumb chihuahua. On the other hand, I saw rats bigger than those mutts. I know a Mexican named Javier Escuella. He can feed the fishes in hell while I feed my face with flaming bags of shit. Mexican women are hot, but I don't want to spend some time with them in their crap shacks of houses. In 2012, I lost my goddamn shit when the Mayans said the world was ending. Goddamn, they can't predict shit back then. What the fuck is a peso? It is no goddamn Canadian dollar. The peso needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I think that señor dickhead of a President, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, needs to resign. He is no smarter than a burrito. I ate burritos that were smarter than his goddamn candy ass. Teenagers are nothing but worthless people that do Jack shit and play on their phones. They're no smarter than the smartphones they use. They always skip classes in school and no wonder they fail like a flaming bag of shit. If I become a principal at a school, the students will know that I mean goddamn business. If I see you fucking about, I'll bust your ass out of school. I don't know how many times I have been to McDonald's at lunchtime, and it's just wall to wall of goddamn students. To make things worse, I don't know how many of them whack into me with their backpacks, causing me to drop my food, and they won't say fucking sorry. That makes me goddamn mad to the point of grabbing them by their backpacks and tossing them around the restaurant like I did with the trash bin in the McDonald's parking lot. I so goddamn want to go to the school down the street from McDonald's, and rant to the principal about the disrespectful students. Why the hell is it illegal for parents to hit their teenage brats? As a kid, my father would hit my goddamn ass and force me to eat soap for anything. Even if I looked at him funny. Well, look at me now. I'm a world-famous ranting machine. If my father was still alive, I know that I would be a dead fuck. Sting needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit and retire. Your nearly 40-year-long wrestling career needs to goddamn end. ​People don't give a fuck about you anymore as you are trying to live in the old days, but they are history. You're nothing but a worthless freaking knob. I wanted Sting to fight The Undertaker, but Sting went to another promotion and Undertaker retired. I bet the match would be a flaming bag of shit like the Undertaker and Goldberg match at Super Showdown a couple of years back. Talking about flaming bags of shit, why are you still wrestling after Seth Rollins powerbombed you into the turnbuckle in 2015? You buggered up your goddamn neck in the fight with Seth in 2015. I don't care how good the medical care is to fix a buggered-up neck, your still messing up your life. Overall, Sting is a goddamn freaking fad that is living in the past and needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. The Simpsons is a stupid show that needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I got your goddamn d'oh up my ass. Every freaking time the show comes on, I want to punch my fist right through my television. I also want to choke my television like Homer does to Bart. I want the freaking mouse and cat from The Itchy & Scratchy Show to help me destroy my television. I can hit them over the head with the television as well. I'll vent my inner Angry Grandpa to bitch slap the television into hell. Matt Groening is a dumb dumb for creating such a retarded show. He just needs to die in a flaming bag of shit. What about if I could come over to his studio and bitch slap his stuff to damn hell. I'll choke him like Bart too while I'm there. Fuck The Simpsons as it can suck my dick. For fuck's sake, Twitter still hasn't banned this user called Kevin Stewart yet. He is still tweeting asking women to send him their pussies or asking them to have sex. Is Elon Musk high on something because he's tripping on this shit. Likely that Elon is more retarded than high. I'm so motherfucking tired of Twitter saying that Kevin didn't break any rules. If I went to a female police officer and asked her to flash me her tits, I knew for sure that I would get busted for that. This ain't the 1800s where males own females. So Kevin, please get your hands off whoever's lady parts your playing with and clean your act up. Kevin needs to rot in jail in a flaming bag of shit for his sick freaking mind. I think that the Philippines is as hot as a flaming bag of shit. I have visited Manila a couple of times, and goddamn I almost turned into a Jollibee. On the other hand, why the fuck does Jollibee sell spaghetti? They just need to sell goddamn freaking chicken. I want to sucker punch, bitch slap and choke the goddamn Jollibee mascot. I hate the goddamn Philippines so much that I wish that Japan still had it when they beat their candy ass in World War Two. Well, I'll be fucked, Japan can bugger off the Philippines. I'm going to rename the Philippines to Fucko Philippines. Overall, the Philippines needs to burn a flaming bag of shit and blow up their volcanic ass. Nintendo needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. One time my toilet nearly blew up when I dropped my Nintendo Switch in it. Another time I tossed a Wii controller at a wall, but it came back and hit me in the goddamn head. I bitched to customer service, and they laughed at me. Let me tell you something you goddamn fools, I will never be made into a goddamn ass. I was so mad about being mocked at, I wanted to march to their headquarters in Kyoto, Japan and sucker punch Super Mario. Mario would yell Mama Mia non-stop when I bitch slap the hell out of him. I'm going to yell, die you flaming bag of shit bugger, die. If Luigi stops me from beating his brother up, I'll shove one of Mario's wrenches up his butt. Afterward, I'll be the king of the world on top of Mount Fuji with the head of Mario. Nintendo should not have fuck with me in the first place because of their customer service making fun of my pain. Fuck you Nintendo, go back to making goddamn playing cards, you goddamn low life fads. Greece needs to goddamn get their asses out of the flaming bag of shit. I have been to Athens several times and, holy fuck the city is a bunch of stupid malákes. Their history sucks like a flaming bag of shit. Sparta are mama's boys that run under their beds and eat gyros. Greek cuisine is shitty as a flaming bag of shit. If you want to cook Greek food with Kevin Stewart, all you need is a goddamn gun and a shit ton of bullets. I want to hunt their national animal with a gun and bullets. The Parthenon is stupid as a flaming bag of shit. That crap shack is still standing after over 2000 years. The Parthenon will burn when I toss flaming Greek salads at it. I also want to take a crap during parliament at the Old Royal Palace. I think that Greece should bugger off and leave me the hell alone. Fuck New Zealand. New Zealand is a turd down under country. I nearly lost one of my goddamn eyes when a freaking Kiwi pecked at me in Wellington. To make shit worse, a cop fined me for punching the goddamn Kiwi. I got your goddamn animal cruelty right here when I ripped that ticket. Man fuck you Mr. Officer. I ain't getting a flaming bag of shit for defending myself. I always say that I never hit a lady, but if she starts to beat the holy shit out of me first, I'll need to defend myself. On the other hand, kiwi fruits are goddamn nasty. Those nasty little fucks give me hives. The hives were that goddamn bad. I can't goddamn breathe, fool. I think my goddamn rage about not breathing cleared the goddamn hives. That's still a mind fuck about my anger clearing those goddamn hives. Why or why do I keep trying those foods from those countries I hate so goddamn much? I so want to toss flaming kiwi birds at the New Zealand Police for the goddamn officer who fined my goddamn ass. If I meet that goddamn officer again, I'll goddamn shove a goddamn flaming kiwi down his goddamn throat. I'll goddamn even force him to goddamn eat that goddamn ticket. Jake Paul needs to go fuck himself in a flaming bag of shit. I hate goddamn Jake because he is related to that retarded dumb dumb of a brother, Logan Paul. I should've ranted about him months ago, but I wanted to wait to blow up at this imbecile. Let me tell you something, you goddamn bloody inbred tosser. You should've gotten your goddamn ass blown out of the freaking water at birth. He is just as shitty as a YouTuber, as a boxer. He needs to goddamn retire as I don't give a goddamn turd about him. How the fuck didn't you get a marriage license before tying the goddamn knot to Tana Mongeau? ​Because your goddamn marriage will always end in a flaming bag of shit. I'm so goddamn glad that they broke up in a goddamn flaming bag of shit. I'm also glad that I have not got to hear about him having goddamn little bastards yet. I so don't want to see his goddamn little bastards running about with Logan's little bastards if he ever has some little bastards. Well. I'll be fucked if I see their goddamn little bastards running down my street causing mayhem. I'll sue his goddamn ass if his little bastards cause any damage to my goddamn house. Dragon Ball is the most goddamn retarded anime out there. The anime just needs to goddamn burn in a goddamn flaming bag of shit. I got your goddamn Super Saiyan right here when I go goddamn ape shit on your goddamn candy asses. What the fuck is so goddamn special with those balls? They ain't no goddamn flaming bags of shit. My balls are more special than those. I know that the creator, Akira Toriyama, died on March 1, 2024. I don't give a goddamn turd about his death as I'm going to dance on his goddamn grave. I have been to New York Comic Con before, and fuck me in the ass. I see characters from Dragon Ball left, right and center. I have some not too nice names for the character, Bulma. I don't want to get banned for anything sexual, I might say. As this goes up with the worst of the worst of not nice things. Well, if you catch my goddamn drip about what dirty things I was thinking about Bulma, smash the goddamn comments. Jesus Christ just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. That goofy no good scumbag is a goddamn fad. I'm Jesus myself, so bow down to your goddamn god. I know I have done some heinous crimes over the years, but I'm the freaking purest person to go to heaven. I'm ain't no goddamn crazy ass religious cult leaders that do some evil shit throughout history. My evil is flaming bags of shit. I'm so freaking anti-Jesus that if that scumbag was still alive, I would hammer him onto the cross myself. Then I'll toss flaming bags of shit at him. I hate that goddamn flaming bag of shit scumbag so much that I'll march up to heaven right now to deal with him. I ain't going to hell because the devil will ban me from there when I start one of my rants. Fuck you Jesus, I hope you have fun until the time comes. My fucking god, Logan Paul, fuck you in the goddamn ass and burn in a flaming bag of shit. I hate his ass with a freaking passion. All you do is bitch. Be a man, Logan, be a goddamn man. That man whore is nothing, as he uses brass knuckles in WWE fights. You can't use brass knuckles in matches unless the rules allow it. Just like I can't use flaming bags of shit in a normal match. Talking about WWE, why the hell did you make a deal to sponsor the Prime logo on the goddamn ring? Prime tastes like a flaming bag of shit. I prefer to eat a flaming bag of shit than drinking Prime. I double dare you to eat a flaming bag of shit Logan. I want to see you gag and choke on it as you puke your guts out. I'll laugh at you when you're crying for your mommy. I'd laugh even harder if she didn't come because she couldn't goddamn hear you. TikTok needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. The United States is in the process of passing a bill to ban TikTok because it's owned by a Chinese fucking company. I don't know who said that if TikTok's parent company didn't sell it in 6 months, it would be banned in the states. For fuck sake, just sell TikTok to me. I would like the goddamn money that TikTok will make in ads and shit. It's just retarded that the Chinese government keep saying that they ain't using TikTok to spy on the United States. I always say that if you keep messing about with fire, you will get burnt like a flaming bag of shit. I won't be surprised if World War 3 starts because China keeps poking the goddamn bear and spying on the states. I don't want to join the fucking army if World War 3 starts over, goddamn TikTok. I'm damn loyal to YouTube as I have got a pretty good following here that always gets my drip. PlayStation Plus is got to be one of the most goddamn retarded flaming bag of shit subscription services out there. The service ain't my cup of tea as it costs nearly 200 bucks for 12 months of premium. For fuck's sake, I can spend that money on Abigail. What the fuck is this shit that you need to pay for online multiplayer? PlayStation 3 had free multiplayer, but PlayStation 4 and 5 needed PlayStation Plus for multiplayer. That is a goddamn cash grab if I ever heard one. Sony, with a revenue of over 11 trillion yen, needs to stop being a goddamn greedy hog and think about the little person that ain't got the green. I was thinking of getting an Xbox, but Microsoft is just as greedy, because if you ain't hooked up to the internet for a few days, it becomes a goddamn paper weight. I want to spend some downtime playing Grand Theft Auto Online on the PlayStation 5 with my friends. The countless fuck you by Sony that you need PlayStation Plus for online play makes me mad. My blood is boiling right now ranting about this. I want to bitch slap my PlayStation 5 into the flaming bag of shit. All those rich baka at Sony also need to be slapped into the flaming bag of shit. I want to visit Sony's headquarters in Tokyo and yell baka to the imbecile people that work there. Fuck you PlayStation Plus, that piece of shit. I need to talk about fucking Instagram. I am so goddamn sick of the freaking social media platform because almost every kid has got an account. When 5, 6, and 7-year-old kids get accounts, you're asking for trouble. For fuck's sake, kids as young as 2 may have them. I see every day that teenagers are talking about Instagram this and Instagram that. I hate seeing pictures of teenage girls in sexy ways as they are looking to get their asses grabbed by those sickos out there. I have read some of the comments and holy flaming bag of shit. People are really commenting on seeing a 12-year-old girl's boobs. Hey dirty perverts out there, go and watch PornHub and leave those goddamn kids alone. One of Jack's classmates has an Instagram account and holy flaming bag of shit. For a 15-year-old girl, she takes a lot of pictures of herself in poses that are provocative. I went to her house as Jack often goes on dates with her at her house. I talked to her parents about her Instagram account, and they were enraged. The father tossed her phone through the window and cursed her to her room. The parents were grateful to me for telling them about her dirty pictures on her Instagram account. I bet the young lady would be scared for life after her father went ape shit. Bugger me in the ass with all these car thefts going on in the Greater Toronto Area. I don't know how many times I heard on the goddamn news about somebody getting their ass jacked. I hate the tech that people use to copy key fobs from inside houses to steal cars. If I see some fishy ass people in front of my house, you're a dead fuck. Don't be surprised if I run out of my house tossing flaming bags of shit at your candy ass Mr. Carjacker. That will teach your goddamn ass not to jack Kevin Stewart. It makes my goddamn blood boil to hear that carjackers get a slap on the hand. Is the legal system messed up in the head to let them go without serving time? Carjackers need to be prison bitches with murderers and rapists. My blood boils even more every damn time they get a slap on the hand, and they do it all over again. Some of these guys are 16-year-old kids. Most likely high school dropouts who think that jacking cars is a good idea. Those teenagers who are jacking cars need to eat flaming bags of shit. I know flaming bags of shit that are smarter than teenagers who do carjacking. Australia, you goddamn sorry son of a bitch. You still need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I hate so many goddamn people from that upside-down country. One Aussie I hate is Rhea Ripley. She is a goddamn lackbuster wrestler as she doesn't know a powerbomb from a flaming bag of shit. Rhea is called Mami. I can understand that she likes to make moves in the bedroom with Dominik Mysterio behind her husband's back. Goddamn Australia smells like kangaroo crap. When I was at the Elimination Chamber in Perth last month, I went to Perth Zoo. One of the zookeepers realize me and dared me to clean out the kangaroo den. Oh my god, the goddamn smell was nasty in there. The kangaroo crap smells like it has been out in the bush with flaming bags of shit for too long. I should have brought a match with me to lid the kangaroo crap up into a flaming bag of shit. Here you go if you want to see flaming shit, just come to the Perth Zoo to see the Kevin Stewart's Flaming Bag of Shit Show. ​Prepayments are a fucking shitty fad. I hate the concept of prepayments so much that I'd break everything in the goddamn store in a flaming bag of shit. Every time I go to a gas station, every pump says "Must prepay before you pump." Fuck you, you anti-theft sons of bitches. I want to punch out the screen on the pump when that message pops up. Most gas stations even want you to prepay at the pump. Hey, retarded gas station owners, not everyone has credit or debit cards. How dumb are you to work at a gas station to make prepayments a mandatory thing when you have hotheads like me to rant about your candy ass on YouTube. If I go to Corner Gas in Dog River, Saskatchewan and the owner, Brent Leroy, asks me to prepay for gas, I'll punch him out. If Wanda Dollard comes out and attacks me, I'll whip her with licorice. X-Japan is a flaming bag of shit band as their shitty music is too loud in yelling in goddamn Japanese. I went to an X-Japan concert a few years ago when I was in Japan, and holy flaming bag of shit. I got angry and started insulting the band. I was booted out by security after one of the members told security to do so. I did some crazy stuff afterward, like almost tossing flaming sushi at the venue. Security stopped my ass beforehand, but I forced the security to eat it. Well, I was banned for life from ever going to another X-Japan concert after that. X-Japan hasn't put on another concert since I was banned in 2018. Is Toshi a chicken shit because I might come back to insult his candy ass? Don't worry Toshi, I'll insult you with extra spicy slurs if I ever see your flaming bag of shit ass on the street. X-Japan is nothing but a dumbass baka, and needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I think that they should ban vaping for goddamn underage little punks. Those little punks are vaping every goddamn where. On the subway, in the washroom at Burger King and in the principal's office at school. For fuck's sake, they even vape while having sex with their high school sweetheart. They should quit it before their lungs turn into a flaming bag of shit and die in their teens. These vaping companies are the main goddamn problem. These companies are making vaping packages with Clifford the Big Red Dog on them so older people who remember watching the show as kids would like. If a 10-year-old child sees the package, they will buy it without their parents knowing about it. Some of those shops don't even ask for identification. It's got a lawsuit written all over this bullshit if the 10-year-old child gets sick and dies. I want this flaming bag of shit banned, I want this flaming bag of shit banned, I want this flaming bag of shit banned. I want these vaping companies to burn in a flaming bag of shit. These shop owners who sell underage vapes also need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I think that self-serve stores need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. It's a retarded idea to have a store without people working there. I work as a produce clerk at Sobeys. I got the job with the PEAK Program for the York Region District School Board. If the Sobeys that I work at goes into a self-serve store, everyone will be jobless. I'm an autistic 24-year-old person, and I will struggle to find another job. I don't want to just sit on my ass and play on my laptop all day. These self-serve stores are smartphone operated. For fuck's sake, you need a fucking app just to open the front door of the goddamn store. Hey retards not everyone has a damn smartphone. It makes me sick that everyone assumes that they do, as I still have a flip phone. Holy flaming bag of shit, I would be fucked in the ass if every goddamn store needed a fucking app to enter and buy shit. I don't have many friends. So I don't have anybody to bitch at to go to one of those self-serve stores to buy me shit. Fuck these goddamn self-serve stores in a flaming bag of shit as I don't fucking want them, you goddamn tech-savvy sons of bitches. Apple is retarded and shitty in needing to goddamn burn in a flaming bag of shit. That crap shack of a company makes goddamn crappy iPhones, iPads, Mac computers, and Apple Watches. I bought an iPhone when it first came out in 2007 and, holy flaming bag of shit the iPhone was a goddamn shit show. The iPhone was no goddamn flip phone. I got so goddamn mad that I goddamn tossed the goddamn iPhone at the goddamn Apple Store. I laughed evilly as the window of the store burst into millions of pieces. iPads are too goddamn big. I don't want a damn iPad that is bigger than my 50-inch television. They can make calls on them now, fuck me in the ass. The iPad calling feature needs to be pushed up Steve Job's rear end and be removed in a flaming bag of shit. What in the flaming bag of shit is so goddamn special about the damn Mac? Apple can shove the 3 grand for a Mac laptop up their ass. You need to be as rich as Elon Musk or Bill Gates to buy a goddamn Mac. Apple Watches have got too much goddamn tech in them. Watches in my time were run-of-the-mill shit. Why in the flaming bag of shit do you want to watch porn on a goddamn watch for? To get fired when your boss sees you playing with your Johnson while looking at sexy pictures on the watch. Overall, I think that Apple could go to hell in a flaming bag of shit. YouTube's monetization needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. I'm having issues with that piece of flaming bag of shit. I just got my monetization disabled as I didn't update my identification. To make shit worse, goddamn AdSense only gives you one fucking option for addresses, you got to fucking live in the goddamn United States. I live in Canada, you freaking flaming bag of shit you called Google. I dreamed of monetizing my YouTube channel, and I finally got it this past February after nearly 2 years of trying and failing like a flaming bag of shit. But nearly 2 months later, on March 23, 2024, YouTube finally said fuck you and paused my monetization. YouTube, fuck you. You always say Broadcast Yourself, Broadcast Yourself, but why are you screwing me in the ass for? AdSense, you need to think about the people that ain't in the goddamn states. By the way, I needed to upload information about my taxes to AdSense for YouTube reasons. You are an information-greedy low-life son of bitches. I don't do my own taxes. I don't even do my taxes online. Hey YouTube, you want me to kiss Joe Biden's ass or suck Vladimir Putin's dick to unpause my monetization. What do you think of the idea? I know that the idea is a bit too far, but I goddamn hate how YouTube is buggering up little guys like me. Google just needs to burn a flaming bag of shit for their mistreatment of me. AdSense, fuck you, you piece of damn flaming bag of shit. That man whore of a product is really pissing me off by not approving my identification. In one part of AdSense, my address is in Canada, but every time I upload my identification, they only add United States addresses. I uploaded my identification 15 goddamn times and every time it comes back with, "fuck you, add your United States address, you turd." Google is smoking flaming bags of shit to keep bitching about a Canadian user who doesn't have a United States address. Amazon just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Jeff Bezos is the richest ass wipe and needs to pay me some of his billions. At least Jeff ain't a dirty dawg like Elon Musk for having a shit ton of little punks. My god, Amazon has a lot of goddamn things on there. I want to buy a flaming bag of shit on Amazon, but I can't find it. I can't even find shit. I can buy a bag, a lighter and something flammable. What about if I can sell flaming bags of shit on Amazon for 50 cents per bag? If I get a ban on Amazon for selling flaming bags of shit, I will make another account. I so want to toss flaming bags of shit at Amazon headquarters, as I hate what kind of bullshit that Jeff is doing with his billions of dollars. Smartphones are a goddamn overpriced piece of flaming bag of shit technology that makes people get glue to them like flaming bags of shit. All I see are goddamn little punks on them without a care in the world. For fuck's sake, I saw a kindergarten class full of 30 kids on them. If smartphones are our standard for greatness, no wonder they are going to be fucked when they become adults. People can't do math without using their phones. If you asked the latter stage of Generation Z to multiply a million times a million without a phone, they would all fail. What in the hell do I need all these features on a damn smartphone for? Why the fuck do I need a phone to detect if I wreck my car? If I crash my car into a police station, the Crash Detection will be useless as the police are already there. Also, if I crashed in Death Valley, I'd be pretty much fucked as I wouldn't get cell service out there. Overall, smartphones are retarded as shit and need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. YouTube finally pissed me off for the last time as they paused my monetization on my channel, Kevin Stewart, for identity verification in order to monetize on March 23, 2024. Ever since I started my channel on February 24, 2015, I had no intention of becoming a YouTuber at first because I made the channel for the hell of it, but when I started getting more and more subscribers after uploading my first anime girl drowning video in December 2021, my goal was to monetize. I uploaded more anime girl drowning videos and on September 4, 2022, I finally got 1000 subscribers. I was happy when I applied for monetization, but a freight train hit me when I was rejected. I try to reapply for it each month. Finally, on February 1, 2024, I got to monetize. That is why I started to do live streams again after nearly a year of semi-retirement from YouTube. I want to mention why I went into semi-retirement. All of this happened after that shit show I wanted to call the Copyright Strike War on April 13, 2023. It was started by Galithrania after the fool copyright strike 3 of my anime girl drowning videos on behalf of Reds MMD. One of them had nearly 2 million views. After Reds MMD's YouTube channel got terminated on April 14 for sexual content, I thought that Galithrania would uncopyright the videos. The smart ass still won't back down. I went back and forth insulting and threats towards Galithrania and Reds MMD in the following days of the Copyright Strike War had started. I want to mention that I even faked myself as a lawyer and emailed Galithrania with an email that I made to look like a real lawyer. With that email, I sent Galithrania a real-looking lawsuit letter. I know that was a bit too far, but I was livid at Galithrania for fucking with me. I thought that after April 19 that the heat had died down, but a month later, on May 17, another YouTuber joined the war and copyrighted one of their videos from me. I was already facing 2 copyright strikes at that point and I couldn't afford to get a third one. I also private three of my videos that belong to Reds MMD and went into semi-retirement. That was the main reason why I went into semi-retirement, leading to the end of the bitching. I don't like to brag, when I entered semi-retirement I knew that I had lost this, but it will never be forgotten. I want to spell out my guts about something, out that I created another YouTube channel called John Marston on November 18, 2022, 5 months before the Copyright Strike War. I started to upload videos on the channel on January 5, 2023, when I found an AI tool that has the AI voice of John Marston. I need to talk about a video called YouTube Thiefs that I uploaded on February 24, 2023. I said some not-so nice things in the video stating that two channels, MMV Water and Victoria, were stealing videos of anime girls drowning from my main channel. That March I uploaded a bunch of ranting videos saying that I am the King of YouTube and insulting MMV Water, Victoria and MMD UW, the creator of the anime girl drowning videos. The rant videos I did on the John Marston channel contributed to the start of the Copyright Strike War. A few months into my semi-retirement in August, one of my Angry Grandpa videos was given a Community Guidelines strike for harmful or dangerous content. I counter struck the claim but failed a few minutes later. I vented my anger on Reddit in the Rants subreddit. To my shock, Galithrania commented on that post stating that the Angry Grandpa video ain't mine. I knew that there are many other YouTube channels out there that upload Angry Grandpa videos. What the fuck is Galithrania, the YouTube Police? I saw so much red that I wanted to send another fake lawsuit to him, but I know that this won't work. I still hate Galithrania to this day and I hope he rots in hell. One thing that I don't understand is many other people on Twitter were tweeting shit about me in the weeks before the war. They were talking about striking my channel three times in order to get me terminated. Others were talking about how I needed to eat dirt, and even some of them told me to kill myself. How the fuck do those people breathe the same air as me? How retarded are those people who often prey on small creators who are trying to make a living, and often upload other people's work, whether they like it or not. I don't know how many of the anime girl drowning videos that I uploaded I personally copyright struck from other channels. I know that my ego of copyrighting those videos that I uploaded to curb other channels from feasting on the hype came back and fucked me in the ass. This is also why the Copyright Strike War had started as well. The views I got when I started uploading anime girl drowning videos in December 2021 were slow, but in November 2022, it really got beefy. Just before the war, my views were dipping and never reached another 30000 views a day again. I know that bitching about it ain't going to stop the choke hold on my views. Many of my subscribers don't know that I was diagnosed with autism at the age of 10. Being autistic is another reason why I'm in this world of flaming bag of shit. I feel like the world still has a choke hold on people like me and treats us like third-class citizens from Third World countries. This ain't back in the day when people were lynched because of who they are. If the world became like the Nazis who killed many different groups of people, including autistic people for fun, I'd raise hell. I'm not some toy that Hitler can play with before he sends me to the gas chamber. I have enough of being slapped about like some punk that makes other people happy. I won't be treated like some prize ass anymore. I want freedom from the world of flaming bags of shit. I'm fluent in English, but my speech is lackluster at best. Most people don't understand me as they think I'm talking some buggered up language, even though the person understands English. I hate when inconsiderate people see me like some little punk that has a buggered up speech. Every time they put me down, I want to bite their heads off. Inconsiderate people think that they run the world. Let me tell you something you little shit, there are people out there other than you who can bitch slap some common sense up your candy ass. I know that lashing out at inconsiderate people ain't legal, but I see red sometimes, and I act impulsively to the point of breaking point. I want to talk about another reason why YouTube has paused my monetization, because I haven't put my debit card information on AdSense yet. I have an active AdSense account and a debit card of my own and should've added it already, but my parents are the most anti-information online people out there. It's my debit card and I want to do whatever I want with it, even if I buy online porn, lap dances or drugs to prove my point. I ain't some little punk kid that would go on an online shopping spree for candy, but a 24-year-old person that wants to buy shit online. I don't know how many times I nearly bought things online impulsively without my parents saying so. My parents are also the most anti-purchasing online people out there, even when almost everyone else around them is buying shit left, right and center online. I can understand that they were both born in the 1960s, when the internet didn't even exist yet. I knew people from that time period that bought shit online today. For Christ's sake, my grandpa on my mother's side does online banking, and he was born in 1939, just before the start of World War 2. I know that one time during COVID-19, my mother and I helped my grandpa out with buying something online at Canadian Tire and pick it up at the curb because everywhere was on damn lockdown. They are such damn chicken shits to put their information online after that time when my mother's computer got hacked by Kaspersky, and she had to format her computer and cancel her credit card. I ain't no Albert Einstein, but I know what an online scam is or not. I know that online stores by big companies like eBay and Amazon are pretty safe. I want goddamn freedom in goddamn online buying without my goddamn scrawny nag of goddamn parents stopping goddamn me. I freaking fear buying something online in case that my mother will curse me out of her house and my father will beat my ass up to the point that I may be killed. I would be a part of the rest of the people who buy things online only if my parents came out of the closet. I know that my mother said that I can do whatever I want to with the money on my debit card that I got from my job. I still didn't want to buy shit online and she went ape shit. I don't even want to win something for free online and put our address in. I'm a big Sabaton fan and I always do my best to win the 24 Days of Metal Christmas, but always fail. If somehow I won, and I put my information in, I don't know how my parents would act. I have lived in my mother's house since I was born. I often think about moving out, but I'm a lazy son of a bitch sometimes. I know that buying a house in the GTA ain't cheap. For fuck's sake, even renting a house costs an arm and a leg. I only work 4 hours a week as a produce clerk at Sobeys. Living on 16 dollars per hour, I can get the bare minimum in groceries with barely any pocket money left. I know that I get cheques from the Government of Ontario because of my autism. I don't know how much I make on those cheques, but the price on everything is like a flaming bag of shit right now. I really want to ask my manager to get another shift. The prices of things are so high, I want to rip my shirt like Hulk Hogan. I don't have a smartphone, as I still use a flip phone and my parents are so goddamn against me getting one. For fuck's sake, I'm a 24-year-old adult that still uses a damn flip phone. People laugh at me when they see my phone. I get so mad every time I am made into a prized jackass every time I use it, as the flip phone died out in the late 2000s. My parents think that I will use all my data from watching videos and shit if I get a smartphone. There are plans with unlimited data for a good price. My father said that he is against me getting me a smartphone. He thinks that I'm going to use it while walking. I ain't that son of a bitch who is going to use a smartphone and walk into live traffic. My mother has a flip phone and my father has a smartphone. I can't have a driver's license because my mother said that I have an Ontario Photo Card, and because of that she said that I'm never going to get a driver's license, because she said that I was autistic, but she knew that autistic people could drive. That's a bunch of shit as two-thirds of 15- to 18-year-old autistic adolescents without intellectual disability are currently driving or planning to drive, and 1 in 3 autistic individuals without intellectual disability get licensed by age 21. I don't know if I have an intellectual disability form of autism. Years ago I only drove a real car for 5 feet in a parking lot before my mother freaked the hell out. I thought I drove pretty damn well. As I have played Grand Theft Auto for years, I ain't that crazy ass driver she saw in GTA. I love running over cops in GTA, but I ain't that retarded to run over cops in real life. I so want to drive because I want to go places without my mother driving me everywhere or taking the transit. My father is already an asshole. Every time I vent my rage and smash the house up, he threatens to hit me. Way to make my mental health hit an all-time low. I hate people who think that they can run over their own kids like a flaming bag of shit. He ain't no drunk or crackhead. I ain't some bitch that he can slap about. I don't care who you are, Elon Musk or some homeless guy on the street, I ain't some punk that is going to get my ass fucked by his father. Ain't there a crime for a father threatening violence to their kids, 2 months or 24 years old? Good lord, I'm glad that my father doesn't live in the same house that I do as I might have killed him already. I don't know how many times I wanted my father's place to be swatted. The thing I hate the most about my parents is their smoking. I don't know how many times I scolded my mother for stopping smoking, but my father would go ape shit on me that I'm not her boss. I don't give a goddamn about what he's said, even if I am scaring my mother with my scolding. At this point, I don't give a shit if I have to scare my mother into stopping smoking, as I don't know how many times she quit smoking, but started it again months later. I don't even dare to scold my father about him quitting smoking as he would put me 6 feet under. I'm bigger than my father, as I'm 260 pounds, and he is around 200, but we are basically the same height, at about 6 feet. I don't want to give him a bitch slap because I don't want to be his punching bag if he ever gets up. I don't want to be around those damn fads when they are smoking. I don't need secondhand smoke as I don't want to convulse on the ground having a heart attack before I'm 30. I'm a bastard as my parents were never married. My parents lived together as a couple when I was born. When I moved into a townhouse in Thornhill when I was 1, my parents still lived together. My father moved to a basement room in Toronto a couple of years later when I was still little. To be honest, I can't remember him staying with us. We still stay in touch with each other.  I was bought up pretty okay by my mother as she got a good paying job as a forklift driver at a factory. Since the factory moved back to the states, she has been unemployed for a while until she worked for less money as a cashier at the Real Canadian Superstore and now at No Frills. I do love my parents, but I already have enough of their bullshit of their bitching about what I can do or not. I don't want to tell them what I'm thinking because I don't want them to go ape shit on me. I rarely use an iPad Mini 2 as it's outdated as shit as it is nearly a decade old and hasn't got any major updates since 2018. The only time I use my iPad is to jack off to porn in the washroom. I can't get most apps as the operating system is so outdated. The apps I got already are useless as they need the newest version of the app, which is useless because it needs the newest operating system version. I spend all my hours awake on my laptop other than the one day of the week that I work at Sobeys. It only got 16 GB of RAM, but it got the job done. I should have bought a laptop with higher storage. I have only got one game, which is about 40 to 50 GB in storage, and I only have 6 GB left in storage out of 218 GB. Some days, my laptop acts like its on weed as it runs so slowly. I don't know how many times I wanted to take a hammer to it like Angry Grandpa. My health ain't the greatest as I'm a 24-year-old male that weighs 260 pounds with a sweet tooth and eats fast food almost every other day. At one point, I weighed 250 pounds around three years ago, and after a couple of surgeries inside my mouth where I could only eat soft food, I was under 210 pounds a few weeks after my last surgery. But a few months later, I really started to put the beef back on again, and I'm up to 260 since I last weighed myself a month ago. I buy a lot of sweets every week when I go shopping. I am often seen eating sticky buns or doughnuts at home. One time when I had surgery on my eye. I ate at Burger King every day for 7 days. I basically went back and forth from home to the hospital that whole week. There was a Burger King near the hospital. Another time, I went to the Mandarin and ate 10 plates of food. However, I puked all of that out in the lobby while leaving. I never went on a date or kissed someone in my life. I had this thing with a girl called Tina when I was in elementary school. I can't remember much from back then, but we hit pretty okay. We played basketball during recess. Soon after, she wanted to break ties with me. I don't know why she broke up with me, but life is life. In high school, I had a friend called Samantha who was in the special ed class that I was in. That was around 2017 until I graduated in 2019. I often hang out during lunch with her. She would often hang out with Ben, who moved from Texas, outside of school. She didn't give a fuck about hanging out with me outside of school hours, even after I gave her my house number. I wasn't asking for a goddamn date, I just wanted a freaking casual friendship who I could spend time with. But no, Samantha goes out with Ben all the damn time. I felt a rage that I might put the moves on her, but I might not be here writing this. I don't know how many times she and Ben told me to go away when they wanted to talk about some things. My rage bubbled inside me every time they did that. She told me that her boyfriend, from whom I never learned his name, hates my ass. How the hell does he hate me if I never met the guy before? Despite this, we were still good friends. The day I graduated, I gave her my cell number. I realized when I left on my school bus that I might have mixed up the numbers. I was so mad at myself that I just robbed myself of staying in touch with her. I don't have any friends since I finished high school because of this fuck up. Sometimes I dream about killing her. I wanted to choke that retarded slut by grabbing her neck very hard and watching her gasp for air. I wanted her belly to convulse while I was holding her down by sitting on her belly. I want her belly convulsions to get me horny. I would like to see her eyes bulging out as she hacks for air. I would like to see her boobs jiggle on my penis as she was fighting to get free of my hold. I want her to piss herself as she moans in fear. I want her to sob in sheer fear, as she knows her ass is utterly fucked in the ass. I wanted her to shriek as I licked her eyeballs. Also, I want her to shriek in fear as I suck her ear lobe. I want her to make a fearful moan as I lick her armpit. I want to see her neck and face turn purple as she goes limp. I want her to dig her nails into my arms as a last ditch effort to get free from my choke hold. In her final moments, I wanted her belly to convulse with such force that she started to gargle bile. I wanted her face to be filled with sheer terror as she took her last breath. After she dies, I will feel her up by touching her belly while I give her mouth-to-mouth. While I'm giving her mouth-to-mouth, I want her to blow up like a blow up doll. I wanted her boobs to blow up to a huge size as her nipples were poking through her shirt. I want her shirt to rip as her boobs grew bigger and bigger. I wanted her to vomit on my face as she came back to life and choke on her vomit. As she chokes, I want her to shit herself. I wanted the shit to run down her legs as she started to choke harder. As she tries to escape, I'll punch her nose into a bloody mess. As she rolled in pain in my clutches, I wanted her to plead for her life as she was still choking. When she stopped choking, I wanted her to gag on her blood from her busted nose. I want her to do many guttural gags that shake her body. When she gets back to normal, I'll do it all over again. The only damn people I deal with beside my family are my coworkers. I often daydream of having a girlfriend. I dream about Mio Sakamoto from Strike Witches and Momo Kawashima from Girls und Panzer. I'm losing my mind about this crap as I'm mad at everything in the world as I can feel a rage building inside of me that I want to turn into the Hulk. I don't know how many times I want to snap at my customers at work. I often jack off to videos of women drowning. I also visit porn chats wanting to fill that missing part inside of me. I feel like sobbing into a lady's chest to release my pent-up pain. I wanted to bury my face in her chest as she rubbed my back. I want her to hold me tightly as I wail at her. I want her to be my damn rock to weather my rage-filled sobbing. I longed for a lady to hold me tender and say sweet nothings to me. I need to listen to her heartbeat to soothe my pure-raged mind. I should get benefits from Canada as I'm a veteran in the Copyright Strike War. I fought well in the Copyright Strike War for the common good. I should have won if Galithrania wasn't an asshole. I don't really want to go on a killing spree or kill myself to make my point clear, but I'm really getting close to losing my damn sanity and lashing out my inner Angry Grandpa and going ape shit in the world. I don't want to be somebody's bitch in prison. After I sent my ID to YouTube on March 23 to verify my monetization, I found out the next day that it had failed. That is the biggest fuck you in the ass that an autistic person can go through. This made me so mad that I wanted to write a letter to YouTube full of every racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic and antisemitic slur out there. I don't care if I use nigga every second word. I also want to make a rant video with pure hate and anger on John Marston's channel. I want to march to YouTube headquarters and bitch slap some common sense into Neal Mohan's candy ass. I feel like going to the side of the road and yelling incredibly offensive language and insults about YouTube through a megaphone at passing cars. I want to be like Hitler in one of his speeches without all the hate while ranting towards passing drivers. I want to toss a flaming bag of shit into YouTube's headquarters. I know that none of these actions will do anything, but I still believe that YouTube is trying to fuck me in the ass. I don't know how many times I want to do a guttural roar at the top of my lungs while at work at Sobeys. Some days I don't feel like leaving the house and wanting to wail into a pillow for days on end in my bedroom. I even feel like stuffing the pillow down my mouth to the point of non-stop gagging. I want my body to convulse while stuffing the pillow deep into my mouth. While I was gagging myself, I wanted to piss myself with such force, piss ran down my legs like a bat out of hell. I want to moan as the warmth of the piss makes me horny. I want to feel completely numb throughout my body after a powerful guttural gag. I need to tell you about something that has been paining me for a while now. I used to have a Coca-Cola glass that I got from an order from McDonald’s many years ago. My mom accidentally dropped it off the counter while she was doing the dishes a few months ago. Seeing the glass on the floor in pieces pains me so badly that a piece of me died, and my heart was stabbed with a piece of it. The glass didn't survive the sinking of the Titanic, it wasn't signed by Jesus Christ, or it wasn't drunk out by the Pope, but it meant a lot to me. I know that bottling the grief ain't so healthy, but things lately are just not going my way. I felt numb shortly after the aftermath, that I didn't even care if the house was on fire or World War 3 had started. I was out of it in the following days and didn't want to do Jack shit. I just want to lock myself in my bedroom and bury my face deep in my pillow. I want to make myself numb all over while sobbing on the pillow. I don't know how many times I jacked off to videos of women drowning, but the pain was still there. Fuck my fucking life, as I want to die in a fucking flaming bag of shit. My fucking life is a living fucking hell full of fucking flaming bags of shit. My mother is a motherfucking asshole who needs to burn in a fucking flaming bag of shit. She is a fucking tosser and a fucking British-born confused asshole. She was fucking threatening me to get my fucking ass out of her fucking house. Fuck you asshole, I'm your fucking autistic son, you motherfucking chump ape. This motherfucking asshole needs to calm the fuck down before she gives herself a fucking heart attack, you fucking baby boomer fuck wit. I often think about fucking choking that motherfucking son of a bitch. I fucking hate this fucking half-baked half-breed half-assed dirt bag. I want to fucking bitch slap that fucking two-bit cunt slut whore into a fucking flaming bag of shit. I want to fucking die by fucking drowning like one of the fucking anime girls in the videos I uploaded on my fucking YouTube channel. I don't fucking like looking at the motherfucking piece of shit that I call my fucking mother. I want to fucking slap her fucking ass back in the fucking UK. I fucking want her to fucking die and fucking leave me the fuck alone, you fucking white trash bitch. That fucking chump shit just needs to fucking bugger the fuck off. Your actions fucking hurt and your fucking threats about fucking wanting me to fuck off from the house. I fucking thought that she was fucking helping my fucking ass with my fucking mental health, not fucking trying to fucking make it fucking worse, you fucking shit bag. I fucking want to fucking rag doll her on the fucking road so that she gets fucking road rash all fucking over her fucking body. If she was fucking younger, fucking more stunning and fucking Japanese, I would like to fuck her. This fucking slut doesn't deserve Canadian citizenship as she fucking needs to be fucking deported fucking back to the fucking United Kingdom. She needs to be fucking King Charles III fucking problem to fucking deal with. I'm a fucking asshole as I may have fucked up getting some help with my mental health. I kind of went ape shit when my mother was on the phone with someone that might help me all because I didn't want to go down the street to help my grandfather by myself. I know that I need the fucking help big time right now, but I don't give a flaming bag of shit if I get the fucking help or not sometimes, as I think that most of these people are fucking quacks. For fuck's sake, my doctor is the biggest fucking quack out there. She is so scared of getting COVID-19 that she basically does not see people in person, even after the lockdowns and masking rules were lifted years ago. Her daughter has a breathing condition. I think she is in the wrong fucking job if she is such a fucking chicken shit. I don't even give a flaming bag of shit if I fucking die right now, as I see red so much lately. The world is trying so hard to utterly fuck me in the ass with a flaming bag of shit that was sent from hell. I want to be held by someone so badly that I want to walk up and hug a woman on the street, even if they were a bum or the First Lady of the United States. I have Jack shit for someone to hug right now. I don't have any friends and my mother doesn't give me a flaming bag of shit if I want a fucking hug or not. I dream of the day when a beautiful Japanese woman holds me tenderly, and I can roar out my anger into her chest. As for my channel, John Marston. I'm thinking of winding down my content for the time being. It pains me to slow down the era of the flaming bag of shit saying, hot-headed, ranting machine you called John Marston. But it's for the greater good of my mental health. To cast off the end of the era, I needed to say one more thing beforehand. The flaming bag of shit will never die. Also, I'm sad to say that I'm taking a break from my main YouTube channel, Kevin Stewart, because my mental health is a flaming bag of shit. Since I came back from another year-long break from YouTube on February 1, 2024, I have been live-streaming, but I have just been doing Angry Grandpa live streams, and it is getting repetitive. I know that I posted a community post a couple of weeks ago stating how bad my mental health was. I want to say that I'm really buggered in the mind, and I may snap if I keep doing the same old live streams every week. I want to mention that I'm just taking a break from live streams. I may upload videos here and there, but pretty much I'm still here on YouTube. Other than this, peace out and see you on the other side. I want to say that the flaming bag of shit saying, hot-headed, ranting machine John Marston will be coming back soon because I'm losing my mind not making ranting videos about shit. I hope to come back to talk about various flaming bags of shit that pisses me off soon. Michael Green, better known as The Kid Behind a Camera, is a flaming bag of shit. He is a fat freaking turd hog. I mean he is as big as a house. I watched one of his videos where he mentioned that he gave Angry Grandpa a shit ton of food from his freezer prior to that video and was going to give Grandpa more. My god, his freezer in that video was full to the brim with unhealthy food, and Michael mentioned that he often goes on a midnight eating spree. No wonder that he is so fat. Have you ever thought of working out, pork chop, and no, you can't play on your PlayStation 5 to work on your fingers. In another video, Michael is out for pizza with Bridgette West and their daughter, Mia. For fuck's sake, all three of them ordered either a medium or large pizza for themselves. I assume that Mia was 4 at the time. Why in the flaming bag of shit do you order a 4-year-old girl a whole pizza for herself? Michael uploaded a video on April 12, 2024, titled I AM EATING MYSELF TO DEATH. No shit buddy. Maybe if you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't die from a heart attack before the age of 40. The notifications on YouTube are acting like a flaming bag of shit lately. I subscribe to channels with all notifications on, and I never get notifications for upcoming live streams 30 minutes before or already started. I get so goddamn mad every time I notice that Bluebell was live-streaming on the YouTube Home page, but when I went to watch it, she was about to wrap up. When this happened, I wanted to scream at my computer before taking out the shotgun and firing a round into it. Like I said before, Neal Mohan needs to stop smoking flaming bags of shit and fix it. YouTube does not need to piss me off anymore with their flaming bag of shit notifications not working. I think that soccer is one of the dumbest sports out there. Why do people love the game of soccer like a flaming bag of shit? The fans are the worst, because if their team loses, they will trash the city. For fuck's sake, they even trash the city if their team wins. Holy shit people, it's just a fucking game. You don't need to go overkill for a shitty game. I wouldn't go ape shit if Manchester United or the Toronto Football Club won or lost, as both teams sucked like a flaming bag of shit. The goddamn fad just needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit and bugger the hell away, you goddamn crappy sport that has no place in the world. Artificial intelligence is a flaming bag of shit as it is not the way to go into the fucking future. As I said in another video, it can't predict some things that are unpredictable. If you were driving your Tesla in self-driving mode and I drove past you and tossed a flaming bag of shit at the Tesla. The artificial intelligence in the Tesla can't predict that flaming bag of shit flying at you. As many of my subscribers know, I'm using an artificial intelligence voice that sounds like John Marston to make my videos. I know that the voice sounds like I'm using crack, but that is how shitty artificial intelligence voices are. Artificial intelligence is fucking with people's jobs. I know that Hollywood actors went on strike because of artificial intelligence fucking their jobs in the movie business. I talked about spam channels on YouTube a lot when I first started my ranting content on my channel. I know that most spammers use artificial intelligence to try to trick people into their spam. This goddamn crap needs to stop before everyone gets buggered up in the ass because of artificial intelligence running the world like a flaming bag of shit. I fucking hate the British Royal Guard as they are a bunch of loud mouth pricks who shove people out of their way during the Changing of the Guard. I know that tourists can get in their way, but the tourists don't deserve to be pushed aside like a flaming bag of shit. I don't know how many videos I saw showing tourists trying to fuck about with the guards, like walking like them or trying to give them a wet willy to find themselves looking into a barrel of a gun pointed by the guard. If I ever visit Buckingham Palace and see a guard coming toward me looking to push me out of their way, I will push the guard right back. If the guard started to talk shit to me, I'd talk shit back. If the guard pointed their gun at me, I'd happily pull out my gun too. If more guards came over, I'd give each one of them a piece of my mind and a flaming bag of shit as a gift. I want to say this to the British Royal Guard: if you see me at Buckingham Palace, don't fuck with me. I have some breaking news. As of April 17, 2024, I have decided to take an indefinite break from doing live streams and uploading anything on my YouTube channel, Kevin Stewart. I don't really want to disclose any information about the main reason why I'm going on an indefinite break, but my mental health and other things in my private life played a role in my decision. My eyes are welling up in tears as I'm writing this heart-filled post. I want to say thank you so fucking much to the 15929 subscribers for the support. I wish that I could lean into my laptop and hug every last one of my subscribers. When I do come back, I'll be stronger and better than ever. In the meantime, let the good times roll baby and take care. My mother had gone fucking insane as she had lost her fucking mind. She threatened me to fucking move out. I don't want the fucking woman to kick my fucking ass out and live on the fucking street. I'm a 24-year-old autistic person who has lived in Thornhill, Ontario all my life and I don't know anybody to crash with in the GTA. My father lives in a tiny room in the basement of a house in Toronto. I don't know if his landlord is renting any rooms out. My grandfather lives down the street from me and my mother. He is losing his mind due to old age and I don't know how much longer he will be around. My aunt lives in Vancouver. I don't want to go all the way to BC. The last thing I heard about my uncle's last known house was in Kawartha Lakes, but I haven't heard from him in a long time. I hardly have any other family that I can crash with. I also don't have many friends to crash with either. I also don't have many friends to crash with either. I'm fucked in the ass if my mother loses her fucking shit anymore. I will not go to a fucking shelter as I'm ain't no fucking bum. For fuck's sake, I'll even stay in the break room at Sobeys where I work. I don't want to get my fucking ass fired from work if I bring all my things and stay at the store. I'm fucking sick of this fucking shit as I'm fucking close to fucking ending my fucking life by fucking stuffing a fucking pillow down my fucking mouth until I fucking die. Fuck this world, you son of bitches. Fuck you Dwayne Johnson, you flaming bag of shit crap shack person who yells, can you smell what The Rock is cooking? Oh, believe me buddy, I can smell your candy ass all the way from Hollywood. Can you smell a flaming bag of shit on your lawn, Rocky? I think that all your family deserve flaming bags of shit on their lawn too. You don't know how to make a proper insult in your wrestling promos, you jabroni little punk. While I'm talking about jabronis, you want a piece of the pie, you pint-sized jabroni. I can toss a flaming pie at your face, Rock. If you want to insult like a true flaming bag of shit ranting machine. I can always lay the smackdown on your goddamn freaking candy ass while I insult you, Dwayne. If your goons from The Bloodline come to help you, I'll insult their jabroni candy asses out of the arena. If Paul Heyman is such a wise guy and comes into the ring to insult me, I'll insult him back with every colorful insult in the book. If Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa want a piece of me, just bring it. McDonald's is a bunch of flaming bags of shit. McDonald's should be called McPuke as their food tastes like vomit. Were their hamburger patties made by an employee who had just taken a shit and made the turds into a patty? I think that their employees step into a container of lettuce while making Big Macs. I don't want my Big Mac with lettuce from the foot lettuce meme. I haven't got a Big Mac attack in a while, as the last time I had one, I tossed it at a cop after I ranted to the manager about fucking up my order. The manager chuckled as the cop started rambling about the Big Mac that I tossed at him. McDonald's should get their jabroni candy asses burned in a flaming bag of shit and be gone. Road signs have got to be one of the useless things out there. There are signs everywhere and no one gives a flaming bag of shit about them. I don't know how many times I nearly got hit by someone going through a stop sign without stopping and going way over the posted speed limit while I'm crossing the street. I just want to hit those flaming bags of shit jabroni drivers' teeth out every time they nearly hit me, even if they got their candy ass stopped by the police. Other times, I see cars passing a school bus with their red lights on and the stop sign extended. Hey flaming bag of shit jabroni drivers, if you hit someone, it might be your kid you just hit. In my area, they have road signs in the middle of the road. How goddamn dumb is the city of Vaughan, Ontario to spend my tax dollars on those signs. These flaming bags of shit jabroni drivers don't pay attention to signs on the side of the road. Do you think that they will pay attention to the signs in the middle of the road? They need to make the road signs like the Las Vegas strip or put curse words on the signs like "One Way Bitch" or "50 Kilometers per Hour, You Fucking Prick." The only sign that those flaming bags of shit jabroni drivers will get is a middle finger and a piece of my mind. Electric vehicles are a flaming bag of shit as they are fucking useless. Their batteries are total shit in the goddamn winter as they don't like the damn cold. How the hell do people get help if their battery runs out of juice in the middle of nowhere in a snowstorm? No roadside assistance wants to freeze their candy asses off for hours until the car is fully charged. That got a death sentence written all over that. Also, charging stations are few and far away in Canada. Gas stations are basically at every street corner. How the hell do you charge your Tesla at a gas station with no charging station? I don't understand those politicians like Doug Ford and Justin Trudeau who want to build all these electric vehicle factories in Canada. They want to make Canada a much greener place by making all vehicles electric by 2030. They can't build a flaming bag of shit by then if they try. Electric vehicles chew up hydro like a flaming bag of shit when charging at home. I will not pay a six-figure bill sent by a jabroni candy-ass-hydro company. I just want to destroy all electric vehicles in a flaming bag of shit as I don't want my jabroni candy ass neighbor to keep bitching about his new Tesla. Overall, electric vehicles should get their plugs pulled out and let their goddamn freaking flaming bag of shit jabroni candy asses die. These modern friendships today are nothing like I remembered. Everyone today has got thousands of friends on Facebook and none in person. No offense, but is everyone lazing about in flaming bags of shit on their phones or computers making Facebook friends instead of making friends in person? Back in my time, guys went to bars where they met ladies, and they shared beers together. Today, if a guy walks up to a lady in a bar and wants to chat, the lady may think the guy is a weirdo and his only goal is putting the moves on her. Not all guys are creeps and weirdos who are looking for some sexy time, as there are many men who are the kindest people out there looking for friendship. I don't understand some people who have no friends in real life and only talk to their friends on Facebook that they have never met in person before. Well, if they only get off their jabroni candy ass phones or computers and get up from their jabroni candy asses and go out and meet people, they will feel much better than chatting to their Facebook friends. I think that people today need to burn their phones, computers and Facebook accounts in flaming bags of shit, you cagey jabroni dumbass fools that use Facebook for online friendships. I want plastic straws and other plastic items to come back into use, as paper flaming bags of shit items are flaming bags of shit. I don't give a flaming bag of shit about these jabronis that think that paper things are better than plastic things. Hey paper loving jabronis, try to drink a soft drink with a paper straw after a few hours. The straw becomes soggy like a flaming bag of shit. I would've kissed a prostitute with herpes then drank with a soggy paper straw. Plastic bags are king as I always put my trash in them at my place. Paper bags are trash that needs to be put in my plastic trash bag. Paper bags can't hold trash juice like a drunk person trying to hold their piss after one too many beers. I don't want to wear any trash juice if a paper bag breaks on me. What about cars today as they are made from almost all plastic? Are auto companies going to replace plastic with paper? For fuck's sake, the next rainstorm will fuck up your paper cars. I know that plastic trash is a serious environmental problem in the oceans and shit but if these jabronis don't litter, everything will be fine. Plastic can be melted down into something new, but these jabronis of governments will not fund the practice of melting plastic because they need to be an Elon Musk rich to run it. I think that items that are made other than plastic are the dumbest flaming bag of shit out there and should be burned in a flaming bag of shit. I want to spill my guts out about online shopping in this spicy rant, which may be very offensive. I'll rant about the pros and cons of online shopping. I don't mind the concept of online shopping and I would be online shopping if my anti-online shopping parents went out of the closet to find out that online shopping is the way of the future. Hey anti-online shopping parents, come out of the freaking closet and smell the world of online shopping and shove the modern world up your fucking ass. If my parents still didn't care about the modern world, I'd punch their noses into a bloody mess. What the fuck is this flaming bag of shit about jabronis going head over heels about online shopping? They are going insane for great deals, just like when sliced bread was invented. I don't give a flaming bag of shit to almost everybody who is buying things left, right and center online. What the flaming bag of shit is so fucking convenient about online shopping if the internet is utterly fucked in the ass with a flaming bag of shit. Fuck your internet and fuck your cell phone data, as in-store shopping is king. They can go buy a flaming bag of shit in-store to snack on while buying things online. Where were the good old days when jabronis went to an actual store on Black Friday and got into fist fights with other jabronis for great deals. If I buy something online on Black Friday, I can't wrestle a jabroni for my tradition of mayhem on Black Friday. Are some of these jabronis who are in good health, have a shit ton of free time on their hands, not limited mobility and ain't looking after their little bastards just plain fucking lazy and inconsiderate when they basically buy everything they need online without ever stepping foot inside a store? I mean groceries, fast food, clothes, furniture, for fuck's sake, they even rent a goddamn girlfriend online. Can these jabronis get off their candy asses for once in their lives and go to Sobeys to buy groceries without buying them online? And no, you can't order the groceries on your phone in your car in the parking lot while an employee does your shopping for you. I want you to go into the goddamn freaking Sobeys to buy your flaming bag of shit and pay for it with the green stuff. If you are going to pay for it on your phone, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess and toss your phone into an armor truck as it was leaving. If you take your little goddamn bastards shopping in person with you, I don't give a flaming bag of shit if they start to misbehave because they want to buy the groceries online. If your misbehaving little bastards grow into a life of buying everything online, I'll punch their noses into a bloody mess and scar them for life with a living nightmare called an ass beating. I can't understand some jabronis who buy Burger King through Uber Eats when the closest one is right next door to your place. I don't give a flaming bag of shit if you don't feel like walking next door because your legs might fall off. I want you to walk next door to order a Whopper combo and eat it at the restaurant, you lazy jabroni healthy hog. If you still don't want to walk to Burger King and want to buy it on Uber Eats, I'll drag you by your ear against your will. If you resist me, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess and gag you when I stuff a whole Whopper down your throat. Some of these jabronis who buy clothes online at Walmart are retarded when they buy the wrong size and get utterly fucked in the ass with a flaming bag of shit when they can't return it. Hey jabronis, buy your clothes in person to leave the pain of owning a shit ton of clothes that you can't wear. If you still want to buy clothes online and get the wrong sizes, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess and choke you with a pair of pantyhose. Jabronis who buy furniture from IKEA online after buying a new house are dumb. What about a delivery for a bed that might take a few days to come, and you need to sleep on the goddamn floor? Some jabronis own a pickup truck and can easily haul the bed, but they are chicken shits because they fear that the bed might fuck up the pickup suspension. If you don't want to go to IKEA to pick up your bed, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess, steal your pickup and run your candy ass over. As for renting a girlfriend, I know that the concept is pretty common in some parts of Asia, like Japan. These ladies are just for companionship, not for some sexy time. If you only want some sexy time, maybe if you should go shopping in person, you might meet someone while shopping in a store and just maybe you may have some sexy time. If you don't go to a store, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess and order you to suck my dick. If you don't suck my dick, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess again and drag you by your dick to a strip club. Good lord above, you can't pay me enough money to buy something online just to have it taken right from the front of my house. I don't give a flaming bag of shit if I buy a one-cent crap shack toy or a fifty-thousand dollar gold bar. These jabroni porch pirates need to get their candy asses utterly fucked in the ass in a flaming bag of shit until they die in the joint while being their cellmates' bitch. What the hell if all the brick and mortar stores suddenly died on May 1, 2024, and you can only buy things online? I can bet for sure that hell will freeze over as jabronis who like in-store shopping or don't have technology will go ape shit. Overall, online shopping needs to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Traffic is the most annoying flaming bag of shit out there. All that shit is jabronis getting their candy asses up to go to work in the morning or coming home to their half dozen wives at night. I goddamn hate getting stuck behind a school bus in bumper to bumper traffic doing 5 kilometers an hour while the little punks on the bus are mocking me. I was already getting high on the fumes from the bus exhaust pipe, which looked like a piece of pipe from a scrapyard welded onto the bus. For fuck's sake, that bus needs to be scrapped as it is a freaking rust bucket. I just want to scream at the top of my lungs as I drive on the sidewalk to pass that flaming bag of shit school bus at retarded o'clock called rush hour. I don't even give a flaming bag of shit if I get my driver's license suspended and my car impounded if I am labeled a terrorist for driving on the sidewalk. I live on a quiet street, but during the rush hour it is pure mayhem. I needed to fight my way out of my driveway so many times that I often thought of owning an Abrams tank, so I could just plow over the traffic while blasting Ghost Division by Sabaton on the radio. Hey jabronis, if you see an Abrams in your rearview mirror or hear Ghost Division blasting, you better move your car out of my way or get flattened. What is this flaming bag of shit about these newer semi-trucks? Where are the days when you drove a 1980 Mack Super-Liner and you feel like the king of the fucking road? Nothing sounds better than hearing the roar of the Super-Liner's engine at highway speed. These newer jabroni trucks lack that raw sound. Why do these new big jabroni rigs need all those safety features? With all those features on those rigs, they still crashed like a flaming bag of shit. The first time the lane departure warning in a big rig cursed at me to stay in my lane, I'd grab a flaming bag of shit and toss it at the system. I just like how big rigs from back in the day looked. They were sexy as hell. If Mack reproduced the Super-Liner in 2024, I wouldn't give a flaming bag of shit about it. It would lack the raw sound of the older ones and would be packed to the rim with all these jabroni safety features that I hate with a flaming bag of shit. I think that all these newer trucks from Mack, Kenworth, International, Peterbilt and many other brands need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. What the flaming bag of shit is so cool about the Shinkansen? Their tickets are over-priced and the trains are pieces of jabroni crap that can go as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog. I want to drive a Shinkansen and run over Sonic to put his candy ass into a road kill so badly that Sonic's parents can't identify his buggered up mess of a body. The Shinkansen has had no fatal accidents in its entire history, but after I kill Sonic there will be 1 death. I know that Japan has big earthquakes, but why ain't there a bunch of Shinkansens burning in a flaming bag of shit on the side of the tracks during these big ass earthquakes? Steam trains from the early 1900s would be utterly fucked in the ass in a flaming bag of shit during the 2011 earthquake in Japan. Why does the Shinkansen line write an apology in the newspaper because a train leaves the station very early or late? Many Shinkansens leave and arrive at stations around Japan and a flaming bag of shit happens. Overall, I think that the Shinkansen is a bunch of freaking jabroni goddamn buggered up in the ass bullshit that needs to die in a flaming bag of shit. Fuck this flaming bag of shit about buying food online. I goddamn hate it when jabronis buy breakfast at iHop, lunch at Burger King and dinner at McDonald's via Uber Eats. Why not just go to these places and eat there, you jabroni dumb hogs. I don't give a flaming bag of shit if you got to go all the way to Timbuktu to get to any of these restaurants. If I see you ordering a foot-long sub from Subway on Uber Eats, I'll punch your nose into a bloody mess and smash your phone onto your head. If you want to eat a healthy flaming bag of shit from a store called Upbeat Baka Chump, you can ride your flaming bag of shit to Upbeat Baka Chump and buy some healthy flaming bag of shit there. Those jabronis who order fast food online all the time are the most unhealthy jabroni pieces of fat hog out there. Wow, I'm shocked that this flaming bag of shit world ain't filled with fat slobs. Overall, fuck Uber Eats, DoorDash and all the rest of these flaming bags of shit food ordering apps. I think the prices for houses today are a flaming bag of shit. You got to be as rich as Elon Musk to buy a goddamn house. For fuck's sake, a small piece of jabroni crap shack costs a million bucks. I have seen my fair share of jabroni crap shacks in my life. I wouldn't pay a million bucks to buy one. For fuck's sake, I wouldn't give a million bucks to my worst enemy to take a shit in one. I often think about bitch slapping housing inflation back to hell where it belongs. I also want to bitch slap that jabroni baka of a fucking asshole called Justin Trudeau as he is the reason why the prices are so high. That baka chump wants to bring all these refugees from these war-torn countries over to Canada and get them houses. That got dumbass written all over that you baka chump. People like me get utterly fucked in the ass with a flaming bag of shit that was sent from hell if I want to buy a house, but can't because all these refugees are living in them rent-free. If Trudeau could fucked the refugees with a flaming bag of shit and plan to build new houses for us average Joes, maybe the cost would be cheaper. There is a lack of labor in the workforce, fuck me in the ass. There are all these refugees in Canada that may get hired to do free labor to build new houses. Renting a house is even a flaming bag of shit. Rent can cost up to 3 grand a month and some people that work a 40-hour week make around 2 grand a month. Living on 14 bucks an hour and paying rent is not enough to live on. Even if you are living on 20 bucks an hour, it leaves you with a hundred bucks to spend after rent. You need to make at least 50 bucks an hour to even make a decent living at just under 5 grand pocket money after paying 3 grand for rent. Overall, I think that buying or renting a small piece of jabroni crap shack in Canada for an average Joe is a flaming bag of shit. I think that commercials are as annoying as a flaming bag of shit. I hate it when I watch two nude ladies bitch slapping each other on television when a commercial pops up for Upbeat Baka Chump. Every time that happens, I yell at the television that I was watching the nude women fighting. Those jabroni advertisers need to burn in a flaming bag of shit. Also, those jabroni advertisers just need to get their candy asses kicked by the nude ladies. One thing that makes me mad is when something in a commercial is much bigger than in real life. A flaming bag of shit in an Upbeat Baka Chump commercial is so freaking big, but that same flaming bag of shit in person looked much smaller. I like my flaming bags of shit to be big enough to have an impact. Talking about impact, I want to toss a flaming bag of shit at my television every time a commercial pops up. I don't give a flaming bag of shit if the commercial is advertising a 2024 Mack Superliner, a flaming bag of shit at Upbeat Baka Chump or Donald Trump's election ad. Overall, commercials are repetitive as a flaming bag of shit and need to burn in one. What the fuck is wrong with YouTube? They just copyright claimed many of my live streams of me reacting to Angry Grandpa videos. Someone called RHEI ENTERTAINMENT is the one claiming my streams. Is RHEI trying to be funny, you little punk? I know many other channels that do Angry Grandpa live streams or other related stuff that ain't going to be happy. I don't know if RHEI ENTERTAINMENT is teaming up with the Kid Behind a Camera to protect Grandpa's videos, but I don't like either if they are or not. Spread the word that this is happening.