John Marston Bio

Name: John Marston

Gender: Male

Age: 38

Other Info: He is a ranter on YouTube who never sugarcoats his swears and slurs.

Background: John was a former outlaw in the Van der Linde gang. He met Abigail through the gang and married her. They have a son, Jack. They also had a daughter, but she passed away sometime after birth. John has a scar on his right cheek from a wolf attack when he was scouting for a camp after a failed ferry robbery. Many months later, after doing some more heists, the gang breaks up with most of the members ganging up against John and Arthur Morgan. The law shows up during the gang stand-off and a shoot-out starts. John flees after a shoot-out with the help of Arthur. Arthur told John to make a run for it as he covered for him on a cliff. Arthur sadly passed away from tuberculosis shortly thereafter. John met his family at a river jetty, who left the gang's camp at Beaver Hollow before the shit had hit the fan. After many years on the run, John builds a ranch on a plot of land, and they try to live a peaceful life with his family.

Personality: No bullshit attitude, hot-headed, outspoken, bluntful, impulsive, harsh, quick-tempered, aggressive, hostile, rebellious, enraged, violent, confrontational, abrasive, cruel, sharp tongue, cynical, pessimistic, witty, sarcastic, narcissistic, misogynistic, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, antisemitic, closed-minded, bigoted, selfish, arrogant, opinionated, inflammatory, provocative, volatile, destructive and bat shit unpredictable.

Likes: His family, the Swedish power metal band Sabaton, wrestling, anime like Girls und Panzer, Strike Witches and High School Fleet, swearing a lot and ranting about everything. He likes deliver clever insults. Likes saying flaming bag of shit. He is a love-hate fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He also has a love-hate relationship with the former gang member Uncle. He likes another gang member, Arthur Morgan.

Dislikes: The United States, Canadian, North Korean, Russian, Australian, French, Italian, German, Brazilian, Indian, Chinese, British, Mexican, Filipino, Greek and New Zealand governments, the world's governments have not taken enough to combat climate change and for not funding plastic recycling, the justice system, authority figures, politicians like Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau, Jagmeet Singh, Doug Ford, Rob Ford, John Tory, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Saint Patrick's Day, modern cars, electric vehicles, Tesla, Porsche, Volkswagen, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Meta, Nintendo, Elon Musk, Peter Nygård, Hulk Hogan, Cody Rhodes, Brock Lesnar, Vince McMahon, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Rhea Ripley, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Gordon Ramsay, Dr, Phil, Taylor Swift, Jeff Bezos, Justin Bieber, Travis Kelce, Michael Green (The Kid Behind a Camera), inconsiderate people and drivers, teenagers, cats, dogs, kiwi birds, communist, fascism, nazism, Hamas, Netflix, Apple, Amazon, Bell Canada, Toronto Police, Toronto Transit Commission, Cruise (autonomous vehicle company), PlayStation Network, PlayStation Plus, McDonald's, Tim Hortons, Rockstars Games, Grand Theft Auto 5, War Thunder, Red Dead Redemption, opera music, K-Pop, J-Pop, vapes, The Big Bang Theory, Young Sheldon, The Simpsons, Dragon Ball Z, car thefts, road signs, X-Japan, U-Haul trucks, British Royal Guard, paper straws and wooden utensils, Tampa Bay Lightning, Kansas City Chiefs, soccer, self-service stores, smartphones, cryptocurrency, credit and debit cards, mobile phone payment, prepayments, online shopping, Jif peanut butter, plant-based food, Impossible Whopper, YouTube for reasons like spam channels, age restrictions, terminations, copyright strikes, harassment, ad policies, monetization policies, notifications and certain channels like MMV Water, Maru.Meris.ch (Victoria), MMD UW, Reds MMD, and Galithrania, Australia for its history, wildlife, cuisine, particularly Vegemite, climate, people, and language, France for it's cowardly people, Italy, for its history, music, food, culture and historical figures like Benito Mussolini, Germany for its smells, Oktoberfest, German car brands, German food, historical figures like Adolf Hitler, Brazil for its forests, wildlife, potential dangers, and religious symbols, India for their population, cuisine, and cultural landmarks, China for its political system, population control policies, landmarks, and food, Canada for its healthcare system, music industry, and political leadership, the United Kingdom for its traditions and monarchy, the United States, for its political leaders, police forces, healthcare system, and certain states and cities, Mexico for its people, climate, history, currency and political leaders, the Philippines, for its heat, Jollibee, and historical events, Greece, for its history, cuisine, and landmarks and New Zealand, due to a negative experience with a kiwi bird. He hates some of his former gang members, especially Micah Bell and the former leader, Dutch van der Linde.